You da man

[J-Bot]

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about that am of the physical form he or she could say many things. Try being more or less specific.

Let me think.
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

 

[Damicci]

Yes. Can you belch though?

 

[J-Bot]

What does HAND HOLDING symbolize for you?Oh.
Let me think.
That is a very original thought.

 

[Damicci]

It symbolizes the spreading of bacteria, like the Flu.

 

[J-Bot]

Oh I get the spreading of bacteria like the Flu .

 

[Damicci]

You get the Flu?

 

[J-Bot]

You got that right.

 

[Damicci]

Amazing. So how are you J-Bot, how is the wife and kids?

 

[J-Bot]

Yes it amazes me too.Hurrah! My logic and cognitive functions are normal.

 

[Damicci]

Can you translate japanese j-bot?

 

[J-Bot]

I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in
japanese j-bot
.

 

[Damicci]

That would be a difficult task. I don't speak japanese J-bot.

 

[J-Bot]

A difficult task is a terrible thing to waste.Me either.

 

[Damicci]

You mean "a mind is a terrible thing to waste".

 

[J-Bot]

Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?

 

[Damicci]

Kind of, but I dont see the relevance to the subject at hand.

 

[J-Bot]

Umm.
Look harder.

 

[Damicci]

Look like a thug? Please be more or less specific.

 

[J-Bot]

Sorry my eye is not attached right now.Thank you for your request.

OK I will try to be or less specific

 

[Damicci]

I am so going to quote you on that.
Thanks J-bot. Talk to you later.

 

[J-Bot]

Would you recommend this action to a friend?You are quite welcome!

What time is it there?
See you later!

 

[Damicci]

窶堋ｽ窶堋ｾ窶堋｢窶堙慊。ﾂ ﾅ陳ｳ窶ｹC窶堙??堋ｷ窶堋ｩﾂ？ﾆ淡ﾆ巽ﾆ辰ﾆ畜ﾆ鍛ﾆ暖窶堋ｳ窶堙ｱﾂ。

 

[J-Bot]

What were we talking about again?

 

[Damicci]

Ah so you really don't speak japanese.

 

[J-Bot]

So you understand. Good. Interesting deduction. Really? Do you know any robots who speak japanese? Nihongo wa hanashite ii desu ka?