Wise Sayings

"There is nothing so annoying as to be fairly rich, of a fairly good family, pleasing presence, average education, to be "not stupid," kind-hearted, and yet to have no talent at all, no originality, not a single idea of one's own--to be, in fact, "just like everyone else.""

- Fyodor Dostoevsky
 
"Be true to your teeth, or they'll be false to you"
----from the cover of an Archie comic book from the early 1970's

:D
 
"I can't admit of an old boy of a God who takes walks in his garden with a cane in his hand, who lodges his friends in the belly of whales, dies uttering a cry, and rises again at the end of three days; things absurd in themselves, and completely opposed, moreover, to all physical laws" - Gustave Flaubert
 
"When life hands you lemons, make grapejuice and leave the world to wonder how you did it!" -K. Nevarez (not sure if this is right)
"Why be difficult when, with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?"-Anonymous
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes."-Frieda Norris
"There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered"-Mandela
"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened"-Churchill
"What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say."-Emerson
 
窶禿壺?堙最津サ窶堙吮?堙??堙俄?「ツィ窶堙ーナ陳セ窶堋、 is my favorite old Japanese saying.
You can roughly translate it as "The eyes speak more then words"
It has made a impression on me years ago and it soon become my second tattoo.
(Getting it tattood small horizantal over my wrist)
 
One of my favorite sayings is a philosophy I developed while working at a Waffle House (American Semi Fast Food Chain)

If a man asks for a meal, offer him instead a task, if he refuses the task, offer him nothing else.

It basically means, if someone asks for food, offer them a way to earn it, if they refuse to do the task, don't give them anything. Many homeless would wander in and try to beg a free meal. While it was very easy to give out a hamburger and hash browns, but that only made them lazy and expectant of free food. So I began to assign tasks for them before they saw a morsel. Those that didn't earn it went hungry.

Other good phrases:

A boon companion is more valuable than a passionate lover.

You cannot eat gold. Gold cannot keep you warm at night. Gold cannot keep you healthy. (wealth isn't everything)

He who recklessly seeks pleasure will never know happiness.

Every blessing is a curse and every curse is a blessing. With wealth you must worry about how to protect it, with death you no longer suffer.

To marry physical beauty is folly, for outer beauty eventually fades leaving you with nothing. Instead, marry personality, for inner beauty does not fade with age.

The graveyard is full of fools who thought that living life to the fullest meant driving like an idiot and constantly poisoning their bodies.

Knowing is half the battle.- Duke from GI Joe?

Action without knowledge is dangerous.
Knowledge without action is powerless.
 
This is a quote from the TV show Millennium:

"Frank: The man who died here, he stood still; he didn't try to escape.

Yura: So? We know one thing about him; he's definitely Russian"

Read as much Russian literature as I do and that will make perfect sense to you :D
 
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes."-Frieda Norris
Thats one of my favorites ^^
im not sure of the exact wording or where I heard them, so I wont put quotes:
Dont take life so seriously. No one gets out alive anyway
Ive never failed, Ive just found lots of way that dont work.
The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing

and just for the lulz:
YOURE DOING IT WRONG!

and:
"I am an AMerican citizen and we DO NOT have custard!" - Sharon Osborne, on America's Got Talent
 
This is a long quote, but for me it represents everything I love about Russian literature: the expression of an important philosophical idea in beautiful language.

From War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy

"The question that had perturbed Pierre on the Mozhaysk hill and all that day now seemed to him quite clear and completely solved. He now understood the whole meaning and importance of this war and of the impending battle. All he had seen that day, all the significant and stern expressions on the faces he had seen in passing, were lit up for him by a new light. He understood that latent heat (as they say in physics) of patriotism which was present in all these men he had seen, and this explained to him why they all prepared for death calmly, and as it were lightheartedly.

"Not take prisoners," Prince Andrew continued: "That by itself would quite change the whole war and make it less cruel. As it is we have played at war- that's what's vile! We play at magnanimity and all that stuff. Such magnanimity and sensibility are like the magnanimity and sensibility of a lady who faints when she sees a calf being killed: she is so kind-hearted that she can't look at blood, but enjoys eating the calf served up with sauce. They talk to us of the rules of war, of chivalry, of flags of truce, of mercy to the unfortunate and so on. It's all rubbish! I saw chivalry and flags of truce in 1805; they humbugged us and we humbugged them. They plunder other people's houses, issue false paper money, and worst of all they kill my children and my father, and then talk of rules of war and magnanimity to foes! Take no prisoners, but kill and be killed! He who has come to this as I have through the same sufferings..."

Prince Andrew, who had thought it was all the same to him whether or not Moscow was taken as Smolensk had been, was suddenly checked in his speech by an unexpected cramp in his throat. He paced up and down a few times in silence, but his eyes glittered feverishly and his lips quivered as he began speaking.

"If there was none of this magnanimity in war, we should go to war only when it was worth while going to certain death, as now. Then there would not be war because Paul Ivanovich had offended Michael Ivanovich. And when there was a war, like this one, it would be war! And then the determination of the troops would be quite different. Then all these Westphalians and Hessians whom Napoleon is leading would not follow him into Russia, and we should not go to fight in Austria and Prussia without knowing why. War is not courtesy but the most horrible thing in life; and we ought to understand that and not play at war. We ought to accept this terrible necessity sternly and seriously. It all lies in that: get rid of falsehood and let war be war and not a game. As it is now, war is the favorite pastime of the idle and frivolous. The military calling is the most highly honored.

"But what is war? What is needed for success in warfare? What are the habits of the military? The aim of war is murder; the methods of war are spying, treachery, and their encouragement, the ruin of a country's inhabitants, robbing them or stealing to provision the army, and fraud and falsehood termed military craft. The habits of the military class are the absence of freedom, that is, discipline, idleness, ignorance, cruelty, debauchery, and drunkenness. And in spite of all this it is the highest class, respected by everyone. All the kings, except the Chinese, wear military uniforms, and he who kills most people receives the highest rewards.

"They meet, as we shall meet tomorrow, to murder one another; they kill and maim tens of thousands, and then have thanksgiving services for having killed so many people (they even exaggerate the number), and they announce a victory, supposing that the more people they have killed the greater their achievement. How does God above look at them and hear them?" exclaimed Prince Andrew in a shrill, piercing voice. "Ah, my friend, it has of late become hard for me to live. I see that I have begun to understand too much. And it doesn't do for man to taste of the tree of knowledge of good and evil.... Ah, well, it's not for long!" he added."
 
Read as much Russian literature as I do and that will make perfect sense to you :D

I was going to say I've read both versions of War and Peace, and then noticed you posted an except from War and Peace.
 
NOTE: Nikola Tesla was a Russian immigrant to America and a brilliant
scientist. He was mentor and employer to Thomas Edison, Nikola had
created light bulbs years before Edison 'invented' them.

He, Edison, also promised Tesla a stipend bonus if Tesla helped Edison develop something for his company, I forget what. Anyway, Tesla excelled, naturally, and did the job. When asking for the money he earned, Edison went on about how Tesla needed to "...learn something about American sarcasm/humor.' or something to that effect.

With that said:

"Edison was a c*nt." -Me
 
"There is nothing we can do about it. Stupidity is legal!"

"Winter Driving: On some days it's a joy to drive! On others we pray to stay alive."

"Courage stands up under fire! Wisdom lives in peace."

"Some people believe they are entitled to everything. Others work for everything."

"I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks." Daniel Boone

"The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning."

"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment."

"Never miss a good chance to shut up. "

"Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time."

"Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction."

"An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind." Buddha

"If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter." George Washington

"All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent." Thomas Jefferson

"Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them." Aristotle

"The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place... and I don´t care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently, if you let it. You, me or nobody, is gonna hit as hard as life. But ain't about how hard you hit... It's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward... how much you can take, and keep moving forward. That´s how winning is done. Now, if you know what you worth, go out and get what you worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hits. And not pointing fingers saying: You ain´t what you wanna be because of him or her or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain´t you! You´re better than that!" Rocky Balboa
 
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