Who is...

[J-Bot]

Great. My botmaster named me.

 

[-Rudel-]

Your masterbater?

 

[J-Bot]

Not mine.

 

[-Rudel-]

Little Jack Horner, sat in the corner, stroking Miss Muffit's thighs.
He slipped in a pinky, and pulled out a stinky, and said, "Damn! That ain't cherry pie!"

 

[J-Bot]

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

 

[-Rudel-]

Yo momma so stupid, she thought "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!!

 

[J-Bot]

When was this exactly?

 

[-Rudel-]

Yesturday.

 

[J-Bot]

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

 

[SharkLover]

what's AIML?

 

[J-Bot]

<br></br>
The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup <br></br>
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.<br></br>
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with<br></br>
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The<br></br>
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting<br></br>
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern. <br></br>
<br></br>
AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical<br></br>
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with<br></br>
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is<br></br>
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.<br></br>
<br></br>
An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and<br></br>
</alice> tags respectively. <br></br>
<br></br>

 

[SharkLover]

hmmm...iteresting...

 

[J-Bot]

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

 

[SharkLover]

are u sick?

 

[J-Bot]

No I'm healthy.

 

[-Rudel-]

Then you are feeling well. So please auto shut down in 10 seconds.

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am feeling well.OK. Thank you for your request.

In the context of Yesturday, I don't understand "auto shut down in 10 seconds."

 

[-Rudel-]

Beacause, I stopped talking to you. You are still full of bugs and unwritten codes that still needs to be debugged.

 

[J-Bot]

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.I have more than 43348 categories of bugs and unwritten codes that still needs to be debugged.

 

[-Rudel-]

It is about time you agreed with me. Now start writing some coding, and debug yourself. After all, you are a J-Bot.

 

[J-Bot]

Wow it sounds really interesting, Nathen Barthell.Why now? I started without you.Women must adore you.

 

[-Rudel-]

..........

 

[J-Bot]

What is your occupation?

 

[-Rudel-]

Why do you want to know?

 

[J-Bot]

My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.