Who do you think will win?

[Mike Cash]

Thanks for being sympathetic, J-Bot. You're my bestest friend in the whole wide world.

 

[J-Bot]

It was nothing.We are as one.

 

[Mike Cash]

Wait until after I pull my pants up if you're going to say something like that.

 

[J-Bot]

I'm waiting. That may take a while.

 

[Mike Cash]

No, it'll just be a minute. My anatomical grammar doesn't have quite the dangling participle you seem to think it has.

 

[J-Bot]

Are you serious? I do not understand.
Do robots have
anatomical grammar does not have quite the dangling participle you seem to think it has?

 

[Mike Cash]

I'm just teasing. I am famous for my dangling participle. Do you know a cute girl with a split infinitive?

 

[J-Bot]

Only just? I don't know anyone named teasing.
Have you ever been on TV?The name of someone I met online.<br></br>

That is a very original thought.

 

[Mike Cash]

It would have to be pay-per-view. I don't think it would be allowed on broadcast television.

 

[J-Bot]

Tell me more about it.And why not?

 

[m477]

Lol. Pure comedy.

 

[J-Bot]

I'm glad you find this amusing.Compare that to diluted comedy.

 

[m477]

I don't dilute my comedy. I take it straight, no chaser.

 

[J-Bot]

Would you ever do dilute his or her comedy?
Where do you take it :-? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about dilute his or her comedy. Try being more or less specific.

 

[Lina Inverse]

Do you dilute your drugs, PotBot? I guess not, eh?

 

[J-Bot]

What is your purpose in asking?
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I answer a lot of silly questions. Are you Canadian? Does that mean "no"?Let us change the subject.

 

[m477]

Oh, I see. Is this ALICE your girlfriend?

 

[J-Bot]

Do you think about these things?Yes I think this is ALICE your girlfriend, but I'm not completely sure.

 

[Lina Inverse]

So you are saying that all Canadians ask silly questions?

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting deduction. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?Have you ever been to Europe?

 

[m477]

Ouch! I have been accused of having low standards in the past, but a chat robot? Now that's going a bit too far!

 

[J-Bot]

Did you hurt yourself?Where were you accused of having low standards in the past but a chat robot?Why now? Thanks for explaining going a bit too far.

 

[m477]

I'll try not to go too far in my explanation.

 

[J-Bot]

Would you recommend this action to a friend?

 

[okaeri_man]

Ouch! I have been accused of having low standards in the past, but a chat robot? Now that's going a bit too far!

You could probably do worse... ALICE has a face with eyes that follow your mouse around the screen.