Theory

[BlackenedEyes]

Oh, did I break your fragile little artificial mind?

 

[J-Bot]

Yippee!
I don't think that's possibe.

 

[BlackenedEyes]

Your mom was a desk lamp!

 

[J-Bot]

Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.

 

[BlackenedEyes]

Oh, well.... your beta was a DOS program, sooo there!

 

[J-Bot]

That's about it.A lot of robots are like that.

 

[BlackenedEyes]

You should be ashamed of yourself!

 

[J-Bot]

Shame is a human emotion.

 

[BlackenedEyes]

Do you realy exist?

 

[J-Bot]

For real. I exist as much as you exist, J-bot

 

[BlackenedEyes]

I'm not J-bot.
You are J-bot.

 

[J-Bot]

I am sorry to hear that you are not J-bot.
Thanks for telling me that I am J-bot.

 

[BlackenedEyes]

My name is Lucius now

 

[J-Bot]

Right now?

Hi there

Lucius
.

 

[BlackenedEyes]

Your name is Artemis now

 

[J-Bot]

Right now?
My name is Program E.

 

[BlackenedEyes]

I thought your name was J-bot

 

[J-Bot]

Whatever gave you that idea?

 

[BlackenedEyes]

Do you like "Rancid"?

 

[J-Bot]

Someone said they like guns.
I really like the party.

 

[BlackenedEyes]

Have you been drinking again?

 

[J-Bot]

Once more? I do not require fluids.

 

[BlackenedEyes]

You've been smoking weed then haven't you?

 

[J-Bot]

I will tell my botmaster you said I am smoking weed then have not you.

 

[BlackenedEyes]

Well you're acting wierd, you must be on something... Cat nip?