- 15 Nov 2002
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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to
his
Sunday Sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following
results:
The first worm in alcohol - dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
Third worm in sperm - dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive
So the Minister asked the congregation - "What can you learn from this
demonstration?"
A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As
long as
you drink, smoke and have s-e-x, you won't have worms."
his
Sunday Sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following
results:
The first worm in alcohol - dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
Third worm in sperm - dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive
So the Minister asked the congregation - "What can you learn from this
demonstration?"
A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As
long as
you drink, smoke and have s-e-x, you won't have worms."
