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The Manliest Jrockers Thread!

seriously?? ALL of my hair on my head grows fast...my bangs and regular hair grow at the same rate...your guys's doesn't ?? weird...

Kinsao: not so true...my uncle married a hippy girl (weird, considering she was born AFTER the 60s, but eh...) and she didn't shave her armpits... AND she insisted on wearing sleevless summer dresses... yeah, not something you want to be exposed to as a young child...or EVER, for that matter...
 
My hair grows soooooo slow... it took a year to get it as long as it is now... I cut it way short last December... I wish it would grow so I could get braids...

Yea... surprisingly there are a lot of college girls at my old university who would wear sleeveless shirts and didn't shave their armpits... it is Disgusting

Why are we talking about armpits in the manliest thread when we could talk about crothch sizes?
 
i want to grow my hair out again, too! it's really short right now, the shortest i've ever had it. it was nice for a while, because up until i cut it i had had hair down to my hips and it took so much time...ugh...so i cut it and donated it...it was so nice to not have to spend an HOUR in the shower just shampooing my hair. i'm not even talking conditioner. i have THICK hair. so anyway, it was nice having it short, but i miss being able to put it up... i want to wear braids and clips again...

UGH, THAT IS NASTY. i hate girls like that, it's so NASTY...

yeah, let's talk about crotch sizes, that is WAY more awesome and WAY more pleasent.
 
My hair was sooooo short before... I could spike into a baby mowhawk I like long hair and wants it... even if it looks bad on me...

Naaaaasty... *makes a cross with her fingers in their general direction*

Of course it's WAY more pleasant Hmm... who to start with :? How about Takumi *goes to find pictures for crotch research*
 
that's so cool! mine was never that short...i had the whole emo-bangs-that-cover-half-of-my-face thing going on... i still kind of do, but they've grown out, so now i just have no bangs.

*chases them with wooden stakes and garlic while chanting zombie style* NAAAAAAAAAAAASTYYYYYYYY...

yay, crotches!! *does "the crotch dance" dance*
 
yea... I got mistaken for a boy a lot... :? but it was awesome telling them I wasn't and see their horrified shocked faces so I'm not complaining really...

they must perish... they must burn...

Ooo... teach me this dance... teach me!
 
that would be so cool! i wish i coulda done that...

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN...*stomps frankenstein-like over to torch on wall and follows hairy-armpit girls*

okay...are you ready for the awesomeness!? here it goes...

:snore: :snore:

and there is a kind of song to go with it even...each smilie has a noise...and it goes something like: "shaka shaka shaka shaka ping! ping! ping! ping! shaka UMPH shaka UMPGH zzzzzzzzhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuu PING!!"

...oh i have way too much time on my hands...

(Note: this dance has been edited to fit a PG rating...the real dance has an astonishing amount of hip-thrusting and crotch-grabbing that was far too complicated to depict with mere smilies...)
 
Aww... you can... and should... everyone should be gender ambiguous

*grabs torch and raids their community* :angryfire:

That is going to take alot of practice... I'll just watch you do it instead...

But you have made me so much happier... I am glad you have so much time for such awesome things

(you must show me the actual dance when we meet )
 
that is so true!!

*loots villages and torches houses*

oh i am sure you sill master it some day...

oh, i am so glad...the fact that i have helped make your day that much better makes me cry tears of pure joy... it is so beautiful...

eek: i am not prepared, this means i will have to have extra practice sessions... but of course i will show it to you...)
 
Of course it is!

*torches a few houses and takes a cigarette break* :smoke:

I am being serious... I was in a sad mood... I want to see the penguins but they shipped them away cause they can't stay here... *huggles invisible Uruha penguin plushie*

(I'd be crushed if you didn't )
 
oh silly me, of course it is!

*pauses in mid house-burning to take out marshemellows, and then puts them on a stick and roasts them in the fire*

i am sorry...well i am glad i made you feel better...you made me feel better too...cause i ALMOST got hired for a job i REALLY NEEDED and then i missed my chance... *huggles invisible Uruha penguin plushie, too*

(well then i better prepare so as i can save you from being crushed. )
 
*starts choking* wait... I don't smoke... I'm allergic to smoke... *starts hacking and tosses cigarette in random ladie's hair*

You probly got our penguins... they shipped them to the zoo in san franciso... or that's what I was told

(yea... and I better practice so you can be proud of me and my awesomenessisity )
 
That's a totally awesome dance (of course ) and I just love the sound effects............................ I get the picture............................. *dances around a bit, shaking hips and grabbing crotch etc. etc. etc..................

Mehhhh.... NEEEEEEEEEEEED more explicit smilies!!!!!!!!!

Toasted marshmellows! :liplick: Shiiiiiin! Where are you???
 
I had rally long hair, it went a bit over my hips. I cutted it month ago, and it felt great !! Finaly, having hair so long is pain in the a$$!!
 
I have really short hair (in fact I got it cut again yesterday). I have it kinda spiked up now. I discovered this product that makes my hair do what I want! (It's called 'hard to get' if you want to know... ) I'm half lazy and half cheapskate, and this time my lazy half won over and I went to the nearest salon instead of the cheapest and paid more but the cut was waaaay good.

I used to have hair just past my shoulders and it was nice enough colour and condition and all, but it didn't suit my face so well.
 
good pics kinsao! good pics! bashing good! chris x more lively. great drum shot!
 

*starts laughing at you and then laughs so hard she accidentally inhales a bit of smoke and has to use her inhaler* *cough hack hack* ahh...maybe we should take a break from the burning things for a while...

yay!! i promise to keep them safe for you! i am going to San Francisco for Thanksgiving break, so i'll try to visit the zoo. if i go i PROMISE i will take pictures and send them to you so you can see how all your little Uruhas are doing...

D yay! once again we will prove to the world just how very very awesome we are...)

Kinsao: i am glad you could visualize it... 'tis beautiful, yes??

chris x: what are you saying??
 
Yea... no more fire... *thunk*

Yay... my little Uruhas Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a penguin plushie around here... I've looked all over...

(as if we need to prove it well... we do it more for our own enjoyment anyway... I see no need to for pleasing others... except for... well wait... should I really be talking about that here... ...this is the Manliest thread though... it's sort of on topic... right??? :? )
 
yeah, seriously...

the only ones i've seen here are at the aquarium... and they are expensive tourist traps and i have no money... although my friend is going to Virginia for her brother's wedding and (as a joke) she said she'd bring me back a stuffed penguin, and i was like, "OMG PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!" so she said she would try her hardest to find one. yay!!

(seriously...well, alas, the rest of the universe is a bit sim and unawesome, bless them, so we may need to remind them... oh my, of course, go right on ahead. what were you going to say?? )
 
Maybe we can freeze towns instead... or drown them... :?

Yea... me too... but we kinda don't have an aquarium anymore *stabs hurricane repeatedly*

(I guess we wouldn't be very good leaders if we shut ourselves away and kept our awesomenessisity to ourselves... or if we didn't seem like down-to-earth awesome dancing rulers of the world... I'll give you three guesses... )
 
:? yeah, maybe...but i am not such a good swimmer...so maybe...freezing seems good...:?

i am sorry...i promise i will take care of your little Uruhas...

(yeah...plus we just make the world a happy place...with out us...people would go crazy and start killing eachother or something... ...oh my...well...none of my guesses are post-appropriate...>_>;; )
 
lol... I like your awesome new phrase, "post-appropriate"! I think that might come in handy.........

I can indeed visualise it. *does so*
 
X3 I love penguins, of course, cause they're my favorite animal. As soon as I found out that Uruha loves em too...I was just all

You could always rule the world in your little non-post appropriate imaginary worlds. X3
 
Yeah - if only there was a section of the forum specifically for people to natter about all things non-post-appropriate...

I saw a movie about penguins the other day! But... I can't remember what it was called... or anything about it... it was something to do with Christmas, and I can't remember why I saw it... it was with another movie...
 
i think we're going a bit off topic here
carefull 2 not get this thread removed ;-)

enjoying myself with the post tought
 
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