The Greatness of Vin Diesel

Vin Diesel's childhood adventures were the basis of Ghostbusters 2 and The Warriors.

Vin Diesel is fully backwards-compatible with all versions of the Nintendo GameBoy.

He is immune to the first 10 points of fire damage from an attack.

Vin Diesel killed Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby is not yet aware of this, as Vin Diesel has not chosen to make this death known.

Robert Louis Stevenson consulted Vin Diesel many times during the writing of his timeless classic "Treasure Island," as Vin Diesel himself owned and operated the real-life Admiral Benbow Inn where much of the story's action unfolds.

Vin Diesel was the first man to ever experience the itch on the part of your back that you just can't reach. He then invented the stick.

Vin Diesel is credited with the phrase "revenge is a dish best served cold" when he physically manifested the idea of revenge into a dinner plate, froze it, and then beat his enemy to death with it.

Vin Diesel was the original Santa Claus, but then there was that one night.......

Vin Diesel has a LED read-out on his chest that describes THE FUTURE!!!

He wrote a 5th Gospel, the Gospel of Vin, which was removed from the bible due to its controversial mention Jesus' dog, Skittles.

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I've never been ga ga over him like a lot of other girls I know. (And they give me a ton of **** for it). :o
But I think he's a decent actor.
 
im not sure if i ever saw his movie. i dont know what people (girls) see in him... he is... hmmmm.... lets just say he is not my type of guy....

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