Teachers!

Michiy0

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Yay, this is a thread started to honour all those lovely *cough* teachers. I've come to think about it more often recently since beginning in upper secondary school. No teacher is as boring as in the lower secondary school. Or perhaps it is because the school isn't like any other schools? Our teachers are nuts, really. Both in good ways and bad. Most of them are funny, really funny. And everyone has something in common, they're all weird on one or another way.

I'm in a class with all girls. We're 26 of them. And of course, the teacher responsible for our class is a 25 year old shy guy. 👍 We're having so much fun teasing him in all ways possible. He's also our sports teacher and last lesson he spent trying to show us how to defend ourselves and get good hits on possible attackers (which means the criminality in Stockholm now will increase with atleast 10%.. ) and tried to teach us a yoga look-a-like position called "The spider". In the wet grass...
First day in class he had his zipper down and stood there for about 15 minutes. No one dared to say anything because that poor guy would have died if we did. Then he noticed and said it out loud. "Oh, my zipper is down?!" .. and of course every girls eyes drops down to that level. He's such a 'blondie'. 😊

And our animalknowledge teacher. She is nuts, really nuts! Her biggest hobby is to look on the cows "hairstyles". She even pointed out which cows hairstyles she fancied when we walked in the barn. And in the classroom she complained because we were too silent.
"Speak, speak!! Don't be afraid, don't raise your hands, just shout the answer out. CLear and loud.. SPEAK FOR GODS SAKE! If you don't start to make more noise in this classroom I'll start threaten all of you until you just speak out loud."
Yeah, I told you. Nuts. But in a great way. We all love her lessons.

And then we have our englishteacher. Tina. Or, as she wants us to call her "Tina the Great". No kidding, she asked us to call her that. She refers to her self as "Tina the Great" too. Her last name is "Stoor", which is "big" in swedish. But she made it to "great" herself. She's nuts in a bad way...


So, what do/did you think of your teachers? :p
 
I spend my days surrounded by a bunch of anonymous jerks....and that guy spends his days surrounded by 26 Swedish teenage girls.

There is no God.
 
I spend my days surrounded by a bunch of anonymous jerks....and that guy spends his days surrounded by 26 Swedish teenage girls.

There is no God.

There is. But he has a sadistic sense of humor.
 
I spend my days surrounded by a bunch of anonymous jerks....and that guy spends his days surrounded by 26 Swedish teenage girls.
There is no God.
Nope there's not. We have this little game we play as a warm up almost every time. "Dipping ball". It's kind of like dodgeball. You throw the ball between the ladies in your team. You're not allowed to run or walk with the ball and you're supposed to throw it in the other teams goal. And before you pass it on to the next girl you have to bend over and touch the ground with the ball. So he's basically using 30 minutes watching 26 girls bend over every 4th second.
 
Arrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhh! I can't stand it! Swedish is said to be an easy language to learn for an English speaker, isn't it?
 
Arrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhh! I can't stand it! Swedish is said to be an easy language to learn for an English speaker, isn't it?

Well.. it's easier to speak for asians. We have the same pronouncing. But I guess swedish is an easy language over-all. So...😊
 
Well, Mike, if it's any consolation to you, that guy may be surrounded by Swedish girls, but every last one of them is off limits!
 
Oh I had some teachers too. . .boy oh boy.

Perhaps my most favorite was Mr. Singh. I'll never forget how he told us about breaking out in a cold sweat when first seeing girls legs when he had come to the states--the bellies are open, usually, on the sari.

Then there was the 11th grade English Lit. teacher who often commented to us from time to time: "What's the matter with you, did a tree fall on your head when your were young?" " Hey, where have you been, under a rock all your life?" (and she was serious....)
 
Haha, that's really something MM! 😄

We have a pretty mean teacher too. She's not mean to us, but she has a pretty weird way of teaching. We're learning about water and the surface. How come can boats on several tonnes float? And we talked about those small bugs running around on the surface, and that if you put some washing powder or so in the water they would sink and drown. And then she says; "After a heavy rain when you see those little insects running on the surface in the pools of water, you can try out if this really works. It's kind of mean to the insects, but quite funny to see!" :D
 
lol, funny post! Poor Teacher!

I am a teacher myself since 3 months ago, but I don't really feel like one yet. I see myself more as a person who is teaching this kids something and want them to have fun. ( I am an ALT... so yeah more an Assistent who's Enlgish is just good enough to teach Elementary school kids haha)
 
I was thinking just the other day about a high school teacher who cracked me up by saying, "If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it in the dictionary, between sh*t and syphilis."
 
I was thinking just the other day about a high school teacher who cracked me up by saying, "If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it in the dictionary, between sh*t and syphilis."

Hahaha, what a hilarious teacher!!

Dutch Baka; I adore people who has the patience to become teachers. I'd never make it as a teacher for little kids, or any kids at all. I go for teaching and training the silent animals instead. Though, they can go pretty hard on you too sometimes.. ._.'
 
Well.. it's easier to speak for asians. We have the same pronouncing. But I guess swedish is an easy language over-all. So...😊

I haven't heard too many Asians running around saying, "Yah, you betcha!"
 
I haven't heard too many swedes say that either. 😌

It is more of an American stereotype, especially of Swedish immigrants to the mid-Western sections of the U.S. (See the movie Fargo to see what I mean.) In fact, my great-grandfather immigrated to the U.S. from Sweden. :D
 
Oh, cool. :D I have some relatives who immigrated to the U.S too. Don't know when really, but I have relatives living in Eire. :-)
 
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