- 19 Jan 2005
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I received this in my e-mail from another member of this board, and a good friend of mine and I really think it should be posted.
Someone once said the only sure things in life are death and taxes. How right they are!
I don't know how bad it is for you in other countries, but I would surmise that it is about the same if not worse. The average person on the street would not believe you if you told them that probably about 70% or more of their income is going to taxes.
Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table at which he's fed.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears.
Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways to tax his ***
Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till he's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in which he's laid.
Put these words upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me to my doom..."
When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cable TV Tax (Federal and Local!)
Capital gains Tax
Car Tax
CDL license Tax
Cell Phone Tax
Cigarette Tax
City Income Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Excise Tax on Tires
Federal Income Tax (15 - more than 30%)
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense Tax
Interest Tax on interest earned
Internet usage Tax
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Local Income Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax (County and City!)
Real Estate Tax
Road Usage Tax (including tolls!)
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax (FICA)
Sales Tax (4 - 10% depending on state and city)
State Income Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
Sewer Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Tire Disposal Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
And many other taxes too numerous too mention, but often go unnoticed.
COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation, the USA, was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
Today, China and Japan own trillions of our debt including almost all mortgages, the US is one of the least prosperous countries in the world, our national debt will probably never be repayed, the middle calss is shrinking, and if Mom doesn't work they'll probably lose the house and just who the hell is raising our kids today as it sure isn't the parents.
What the hell happened? Can you spell "politicians!"
And I still have to "press 1" for English!!
Someone once said the only sure things in life are death and taxes. How right they are!
I don't know how bad it is for you in other countries, but I would surmise that it is about the same if not worse. The average person on the street would not believe you if you told them that probably about 70% or more of their income is going to taxes.
Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table at which he's fed.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears.
Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways to tax his ***
Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till he's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in which he's laid.
Put these words upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me to my doom..."
When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cable TV Tax (Federal and Local!)
Capital gains Tax
Car Tax
CDL license Tax
Cell Phone Tax
Cigarette Tax
City Income Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Excise Tax on Tires
Federal Income Tax (15 - more than 30%)
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense Tax
Interest Tax on interest earned
Internet usage Tax
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Local Income Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax (County and City!)
Real Estate Tax
Road Usage Tax (including tolls!)
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax (FICA)
Sales Tax (4 - 10% depending on state and city)
State Income Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
Sewer Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Tire Disposal Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
And many other taxes too numerous too mention, but often go unnoticed.
COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation, the USA, was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
Today, China and Japan own trillions of our debt including almost all mortgages, the US is one of the least prosperous countries in the world, our national debt will probably never be repayed, the middle calss is shrinking, and if Mom doesn't work they'll probably lose the house and just who the hell is raising our kids today as it sure isn't the parents.
What the hell happened? Can you spell "politicians!"
And I still have to "press 1" for English!!