Seeking Someone sing this

I'm looking for an incredibly skilled artist (anyone who can scream) to sing this EPIC ANIME OPENING for me. All the Japanese lyrics originate from google translate. Please keep its original levels of illiteracy. I live in the forests of south-eastern Europe, and the only compensation I can offer is a nice block of goat cheese.

The song the lyrics are sung to:


The lyrics:

SUKI *******

FAKKU *******

SPAR Daisuki desu

Tomodachi non desu niggas VERAUTI



ABC sir edunt ore wa nigga

Taberuru Taberu nigga AAAAAAAAAAA

Mainichi inoru de MATEJ-sama

Serubia o utao: beyblade!!!

Ore wa lolicon seksu FRIENDSHIP IS THE BEST

kimi no OBAMA seppun WAITU HAISU WAITU WILL BE

i got them ******* gasu ikimasu goldu III player desu

Ore wa Mi kaiketsu o kaiketsu



SUKI *******

FAKKU *******

SPAR Daisuki desu

Tomodachi non desu niggas MADARA



Gasu ikimasu goldu III player

Spy Family kuso

Tomodachi non desu niggas Hartustone



Thanks in advance for your assistance! High as a kite, yours truly.

You can't scream yourself?