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While going through a crowd during one of his many trips, President
George Bush encountered a man with long hair, wearing a white robe and
sandals, holding a staff.

The President went up to the man and said, "Aren't you Moses?" The man
didn't answer but just kept staring ahead. The President said, "Moses!"
in a loud voice.

The man just kept staring ahead, never answering the president. Soon a
secret service agent came along and President Bush grabbed him and
said, "Doesn't this man look like Moses to you?" The secret service agent
looked at the man and agreed with the President.

"Well," said the President, "Every time I say his name, he just keeps
staring ahead and refuses to speak. Watch!" Again the President spoke,
"Moses!" and again the man just stared ahead.

The secret service man went up to the man in the white robe and
whispered, "You look just like Moses. Are you Moses?" The man leaned
over and whispered, "Yes, I am Moses. But the last time I talked to a
bush, I spent forty years wandering in the desert!"
 
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