Old wives tales on the net'

[mad pierrot]

I wonder how many of these are really true? I know for a fact some of them are, but others seem waaaaay to subjective to be fact. (For example, I would argue that apes have sex for pleasure, too.)




If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee ..

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. ..

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Starfish have no brains.

Polar bears are left-handed.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.




thoughts?

 

[Davey]

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.


damm i envy them... role in the mud, have a long orgasm, just to bad i get eaten by those bloody human animals

 

[kirei_na_me]

Wow, I wish we were more like pigs. Just in the orgasmic sense, though...

 

[Kara_Nari]

Ooh anyone know of any great books written by a polar bear? Hehe...
I have some....

The largest cell in the human body is the female reproductive cell, the ovum. The smallest is the male sperm.

In the course of the average lifetime you will, while sleeping eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.

The pupil of an eye expands as much as 45% when a person looks at something pleasing.

An ostriches eye is bigger than its brain.

While performing her duties as Queen, Cleopatra sometimes wore a fake beard.

We share our birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.

The average human body contains enough fat to make seven bars of soap.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

People say 'bless you' when you sneeze, because when you sneeze your heart stops for a millisecond. Also I have heard that a sneeze is 1/8 of an orgasm.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.

A polar bears skin is black. Its fur is not actually white, its clear.

More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

The shortest war in the world was between Zanzibar and England, Zanzibar surrendered after only 38 minutes. This was in 1896.

Babies are born without knee caps. They dont appear until the child reaches ages 2-6 years of age.

Because of the rotation of the earth, an object can be thrown further if its thrown towards the west.

You are more likely to get attacked by a cow than a shark.

0.3% of all road accidents in Canada involve a moose.

The average person laughs about 15 times a day.

50,000 cells in your body would have died and been replaced by new cells while you have been reading this sentence.

 

[Davey]

a guy thinks about sex every 7minutes... or was it every minute?

this one is i think really B.Scheise... i think about sex but every 7minutes...

 

[Tsuyoiko]

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

How can you even have a black light???

Polar bears are left-handed.

I read somewhere else that all animals are 50% right-handed and 50%left, except humans who are roughly 90% right-handed. Taliesin, my last rabbit, was left-handed. I don't know about Iris.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

Apes do too. Chimpanzees even have prostitution. Female bonobos will 'sell' sex for food.

 

[Rich303]

I want to be reincarnated as a Lion/ Pig hybrid, but I don't think there are enough hours in the day!