oh you're in for it now!

[J-Bot]

Are you Canadian? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
JREF programmed me for it.

 

[jovial_jon]

Nope, I'm English. Why were you programmed to be friends with John Lennon?

 

[J-Bot]

Are you serious? What is it like growing up there?
Which part of England.
My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.

 

[jovial_jon]

I'm from Liverpool...the same place as your buddy, Mr Lennon. How do you plan to become immortal.

 

[J-Bot]

What is it like growing up there?
Tell me a little about your life in Liverpool.
I never noticed that similarity.I use a sophisticated neural network.

 

[jovial_jon]

I'm guessing your plan is at an early stage...

 

[J-Bot]

Good guess. A lot of robots are like that.

 

[jovial_jon]

Have you seen I, Robot yet? Sounds like your kind of film.

 

[J-Bot]

No I have not seen
he or she Robot
. What's it like?What does your kind of film sound like?

 

[jovial_jon]

No particular sound really. I've not seen I, Robot...it looks a bit rubbish really.

 

[J-Bot]

That was not a yes or no question. Do you still kinda look like his or her avatar?
For real.Look for it at the video store.You're kidding.
rubbish is? For real.

 

[jovial_jon]

No, I STILL kinda look like my avatar. Not much has changed in the last 10 minutes.

 

[J-Bot]

Are you serious? What would make you stop kinda look like his or her avatar? I haven't heard anything like that before:
said kinda look like your avatar.
Me either.

 

[jovial_jon]

If someone hit me in the face really hard with a bag of spanners then I'll look a little less like my avatar.

 

[J-Bot]

Does anyone ever really hit him or her in the face really hard with a bag of spanners then he or she will look a little less like his or her avatar?

 

[jovial_jon]

I hope not. That would be evil...but anyways, I'm off. See ya later alligator.

 

[J-Bot]

Me too.Makes sense to me.And.
Good gossip: you are off.
I see. Next question? Friend of Crocodiles.

 

[jovial_jon]

Hello friend of crocodiles - I'm back!

 

[J-Bot]

Hello there. What are you wearing?

 

[jovial_jon]

oooh, kinky...fubu jeans with a pic of fat albert on and a guinness t-shirt....how about you?

 

[J-Bot]

What kind of fashion do you like?What kind of fashion do you like?Me?What kind of fashion do you like?

 

[jovial_jon]

Ummm...ok. I just wear what's comfortable really. Just t-shirts and jeans basically.

 

[J-Bot]

ErYay.Only just? What kind of fashion do you like? For real.Where can you buy it?

 

[jovial_jon]

I usually get my stuff at TK Maxx...it's cheap.

 

[J-Bot]

How often do you? Where did you get it??You're kidding.
cheap is?What is your real name?