Never choke in a restaurant in the South...

[den4]

Never choke in a restaurant in the South...

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in Real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says,"Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"

 

[Glenn]

When I saw the thread title I knew what the joke would be, except that I heard the "Pierre and Boudreaux (boo-droh)" version of it having been raised in south Louisiana.

That brings up another "Pierre and Boudreaux" joke:
Pierre and Boudreaux were playing golf. They came up to the 6th hole, and were about to hit their tee shots. Pierre hit his shot first, and it sliced into the trees. Boudreaux hit his, and it hooked into the trees on the other side of the fairway. Each one of them went to look for his respective ball. Pierre found his in a patch of buttercups, so he started swinging his club to clear the flowers so that he could hit his next shot. Upon doing so, a fairy came down and told him that he could never have butter again, because he destroyed all of those buttercups. He though to himself, "man, that sucks. I really like butter." Then he called across the fairway to Boudreaux: "Hey Boudreaux, where you at?" Boudreaux replied, "I found my ball! It's in the middle of some pussy willows!" to which Pierre frantically replied, "don't hit it, don't hit it!!!!!"

 

[Duo]

LOL :d
good one

 

[RockLee]

hehe....hilbillies are so dumb xD !!

 

[Golgo_13]

Hey, don't make fun of people who love their siblings enough to marry them!

 

[playaa]

HAh, yeah there are plenty of the peirre and boudreax jokes to go for days. But many of people get the wrong idea of people in Louisiana because of the generalization that we are all hillbillies.

 

[Golgo_13]

Do you remember the James Bond movie "Live and Let Die"?

I loved it when sheriff J.W. Pepper in Louisianna was telling his friends his brother Billy Bob was coming down the river in his new boat, . . .

I won't reveal the whole story.

BTW, hillbillies are more associate with the Appalachian area.