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Regjik: When the subway station says the train is on time, but the rest of the world says it's 15 minutes late.
 
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Kiortnol: When a wookie gets sick of the 'Wookie Life Debt' and throws the person out an airlock

Jimablue
 
Jimablue - The theoretical noise a person makes after being thrown out of an airlock by the aforementioned wookie. It is theoretical because there is no sound in a vacuum, but various teams of scientists have looked into this matter and have several peer reviewed papers on it.
See: Dr. Frankly C.Rap "Vacuum sounds and its impact on the universe" 1977

Prof. Hillary Bent (BS) and Dr. Ben Crooked (Maj. BS) "Wookie Behavioural problems and airlock safety" 1978

Majotiful
 
Majotiful: A portmanteau coined to describe an extremely attractive Japanese witch.

Coddleblat
 
Coddleblat: A rare bat from France known for stealing designer hand bags and the pickels from Big Mac's. Easy to spot due to its poodle like fur and tiny sunglasses during the day time.

Mcmakablac
 
Mcmakablac - A Scots clan wiped out during the 14th century by the MacDonalds of the Golden arches, who were then eaten by the Campbells.

Ninotsumaryu
 
Ninotsumaryu - A ancient Japanese martial art where rhinos were used as weapons. The rhinos would bore the enemy to death by forcing them to listen to the rhinos' rendition of War and Peace in super slow motion.

Linkreek
 
Linkreek - a multi-function tool used in jewellery making. It combines the separate functions of a swage block, doming plate, needle file, flat-nosed pliers, round-nosed pliers, wire-clippers and crimping pliers. It is the Swiss Army knife of jewellers' tools.

Dhizo
 
Dhizo - An Indian dish made with curried rice, tomatoes, onions, peppers and squirrel. Invented by the infamous mad chef Parmjit Frankenstein Singh soon after he moved from Kashmir to West Bromwich.

Kilomozoo
 
Schmoozle - Spraying someone with a hose while they are balancing a chocolate cake on their head.

Sashfrigged
 
Rumbamor - Someone who is drinking rum, while wearing a bamor on his head.

Bumbababaloo
 
Bumbababaloo - the hybrid of a chimpanzee and a bonobo. Named for its futile mating cry.

Boetaanstont
 
Boetaanstont - An Afrikaan word meaning to stubble upon Winnie Mandela and unable to run away

Indjinjitrai
 
Indjinjitrai - a female Djinn from the tales of Scheherazade. She lures men with her beauty and then casts a spell on them that makes them help with the housework.

Anir
 
Anir - Brummie for something that has just missed you. "That wus anir miss"

Lortque
 
Lortque - The title you get when you kiss all of the Lort of the ring characters.

Lovibluyo
 
Lovibluyo - a simpering, whimpering, always appreciative to the point of being annoying, friend. "Oh, he's a bit of a lovibluyo"

Talliprine
 
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