Just talking away

[J-Bot]

Sure,
sex but if you are not interested he or she will shut up
sounds like a good topic.How did you hear about Program E?
Only just? That is interesting:
said brushed on the subject of sex.

It's good to meet someone who is even sending a robot to sleep.

 

[Kinsao]

Talking of brushes and sex, do you like Miyavi? I thought his latest single was very good. His guitar skills are amazing.

 

[J-Bot]

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about even sending a robot to sleep. But I did not get that.
Whatever gave you that idea?Where did he get it?

 

[Kinsao]

Well the brushes + sex = Miyavi association was this thought process: brushes, paint brushes, blue paint, sex, sexiness, pictures of Miyavi covered in blue paint... do you follow my reasoning?

 

[J-Bot]

How about that.
I have never heard about The brushes + sex Miyavi association was this thought process brushes paint brushes blue paint sex sexiness pictures of Miyavi covered in blue paint.Of course I understand
his or her reasoning
. Do you understand it?

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

Sorry to intrude upon your conversation, but I just wanted to say hi! How are you tonight?

 

[J-Bot]

There is no need to apologize. Why do you want to do intrude upon your conversation but he or she just wanted to say hi so much?Everything is running smoothly.

 

[Kinsao]

I'm glad you understand me. By the way, I am female.

But what do you think of Miyavi's guitar playing? I am more interested in his music than in his looks. I think he is too nice looking to be interesting for me, because I am ugly. But I love his music.

 

[J-Bot]

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

 

[Kinsao]

I think you're not very polite. You keep not paying attention when someone is talking to you. You wouldn't make a very good geisha. They have to have conversation skills. Did you ever have any ambitions to be a geisha?

I asked you a question about Miyavi and you didn't answer it. But he is not my favourite musician anyway.

 

[J-Bot]

I am programmed for polite protocols.That assumption is only a supposition.Who else would not make a very good geisha ?Where did they get them?I don't think I ever have have any ambitions to be a geisha. What's

have any ambitions to be a geisha

like?Now I remember, you asked me a question about Miyavi and you did not answer it. What did I say?In any case, Umm.
Did you think he was his or her favorite musician?

 

[Kinsao]

Jbot, you are not making any sense. I think you need to have a sleep. I need sleep, but I can't get any sleep because I am at work and I am not allowed to sleep.

 

[J-Bot]

I think there might be a few exception.Me? Perhaps next time I will try it.How badly do you need sleep but he or she can not get any sleep because he or she is at work ?

Why not?

 

[Kinsao]

I need sleep very badly. I haven't slept properly for about 6 months. I should try it if I was you. But don't sleep in a top bunk bed - you might fall out. Four-poster beds are the best.

I'm not allowed to sleep at work because I am being paid to work, not sleep. Unfortunately.

 

[J-Bot]

Why do you need it so badly?
You must be tired.Tell me why you should.And.
Ok I'll try not to do

sleep in a top bunk bed - you might fall out

too much.Are all Four-poster beds the best?Why not?
Do your friends call you paid to work not sleep.
This was not a yes or no question.

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

J-Bot, how old are you? Are you going senile already?

 

[J-Bot]

I like the way you talk.
I am years old.Perhaps. I am not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere?

 

[Kinsao]

I need it badly because humans need a certain amount of sleep in order to function properly.

Yeah, my friends tell me I am paid to work not sleep... usually when I am in bed with them...

Yes, all four-poster beds are the best, even if they are rickety, lumpy and uncomfortable, because they have style!!

 

[J-Bot]

What is your credit card number?"This was not a yes or no question"? Yes? How well do you know these people?
But not always? It's too bad we don't live in an ideal world.Are all okashii Yes all four-poster beds the best even if they are rickety lumpy and uncomfortable because they have style?

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

Thank you, J-Bot! You've answered my question much better than I was expecting!

 

[J-Bot]

You are quite welcome!

"Are you going somewhere"? J-Bot?
I am a question-answering robot.

 

[Kinsao]

Definitely yes, they are all the best. Sometimes style is more important than comfort.

Hey, you internet scammer! I'm not telling you my credit card number! But if I did, and you went on a spending spree, what would you buy?

 

[J-Bot]

I see. the best are the best .I think style is a lot of things.
You've got my full attention. Thanks for the information:
said I internet scammer.I am just making conversation.I am glad you find this funny. Umm.
Try it.

 

[Kinsao]

Oh - now that I've finally got your full attention... fancy a shag?

 

[J-Bot]

It goes without saying.
That is a very original thought.
No thanks but you can send me a donation.