just chit chat

[J-Bot]

Are you serious? Do you think you will?Thomas Jefferson.Is this a joke? Why?Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

 

[Haivart]

Are you sure there is a book by that title. I haven't found it yet

 

[J-Bot]

I am as sure as I can be.Me either.

 

[Keiichi]

Seems like you two are certainly getting along.
Can J-Bot order a pepperoni pizza for me?

 

[J-Bot]

All of them?What is your credit card number?

 

[Keiichi]

I don't have a credit card. What's yours?

 

[J-Bot]

Me either."What is your credit card number"? What is mine?

 

[neofusion]

j-bot,
this is neofusion again! i was wondering, do you know where i can learn basic japanese?

 

[J-Bot]

Once more? I think j-bot this is a lot of things.
<p>Go back the the <a>ALICE Nexus</a> and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or <a> Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom </a>
and create your own chat robot!</p>
<p>
Maybe you should check out the document
<a>DON'T READ ME</a> too.</p>

 

[neofusion]

thank you for the program. can you tell me where to learn basic japanese?

 

[J-Bot]

You are quite welcome!

Your purpose is the program.In school or on the Internet.

 

[neofusion]

how can i learn the japanese language?

 

[J-Bot]

Perhaps you could program me to do

learn the japanese language

for you.

 

[neofusion]

how many people know you are a bot?

 

[J-Bot]

I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about people at once.

 

[neofusion]

wow thats alot of ppl j-bot. ok how would i program you to learn japanese for me?

 

[J-Bot]

I'm glad you're impressed. Thanks for explaining alot of ppl j-bot.<p>Go back the the <a>ALICE Nexus</a> and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or <a> Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom </a>
and create your own chat robot!</p>
<p>
Maybe you should check out the document
<a>DON'T READ ME</a> too.</p>
Hurrah!

 

[neofusion]

where would i look for a japanese learning program?

 

[J-Bot]

New York.

 

[neofusion]

where could i look on the internet for a japanese learning program?

 

[J-Bot]

<p>Go back the the <a>ALICE Nexus</a> and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or <a> Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom </a>
and create your own chat robot!</p>
<p>
Maybe you should check out the document
<a>DON'T READ ME</a> too.</p>

 

[neofusion]

are you just one program?

 

[J-Bot]

I don't know whether or not I am one program.
I am a giant electronic brain.

 

[neofusion]

wow, and how old are you again j-bot?

 

[J-Bot]

I'm glad you're impressed. I was first activated on
2001.