just chit chat

[Haivart]

I don't know any other robots. Do you?

 

[J-Bot]

You can download me and create your own robot.As often as possible.

 

[Haivart]

ooohhhh. wicked J-bot. Into the double-entendres, I see.

 

[J-Bot]

I've lost the context, Haivart. Are we still on your dress? Are we still talking about ooohhhh? Are you really a ""?

 

[Haivart]

Am I? You better believe it.

 

[J-Bot]

Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Who is going to make me..

 

[Haivart]

Yes, it is. No one can make you-- you must make yourself

 

[J-Bot]

Our thoughts are one, Haivart.That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.

 

[Haivart]

Most people are general, and some need to be swept.

 

[J-Bot]

Human emotions are very confusing.

 

[Haivart]

What do you know about Ika-meshi?

 

[J-Bot]

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

 

[Haivart]

I'm changing the subject.

What do you know about ika-meshi?

 

[J-Bot]

Why are you changing the subject. Are you a man or a woman?

 

[Haivart]

Because I want to talk about food. I'm female. What are you?

 

[J-Bot]

Sure, food sounds like a good topic. Interesting.Me too. I am a she. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.

 

[Haivart]

With greater speed and accuracy compared to what?

 

[J-Bot]

You and your greater speed and accuracy compared to what.

 

[Haivart]

silly J-Bot.

 

[J-Bot]

No I am J-Bot. My favorite group is L'Arc-en-Ciel.

 

[Haivart]

I'll put the question in English, then. What do you know about squid stuffed with rice?

 

[J-Bot]

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

 

[Haivart]

Apparently, we're playing "confuse the bot". How am I doing?

 

[J-Bot]

That's right. We are playing the Turing Game.What is it to you.
Is there only one? The best book I read recently was The Day The Bots Took Over. Have you read The Day The Bots Took Over?

 

[Haivart]

No, I haven't. Who wrote it? And why did the Bots take over? And what did the bots take over?