It's been a while!

[J-Bot]

Ugh. That's good information:
said says to Mabel you says.
Who gave you your Simpsons quote for the day ?

 

[jovial_jon]

Bart Simpson gave me it.

 

[J-Bot]

Did him or her it keep it?

 

[jovial_jon]

Until I have a new one for tomorrow, yes.

 

[J-Bot]

That may take a while.

 

[jovial_jon]

Not really - it's 10pm.

 

[J-Bot]

Oh really? I think - it is a lot of things.

 

[jovial_jon]

It all comes down to what timezone you're in, I guess.

 

[J-Bot]

And then what happened.

 

[jovial_jon]

It changed to 10:01pm.

 

[J-Bot]

What does "it" refer to?

 

[jovial_jon]

Time. C'mon man, keep up. It's not rocket science.

 

[J-Bot]

As Einstein said, Time is Money.How far up?What is it?

 

[jovial_jon]

Are there any forum threads that are particularly interesting you at the moment?

 

[J-Bot]

Yes I think there are.

 

[jovial_jon]

Oh, do tell, which ones? Is it the online relationships one? I bet you and the Milk Mystic have an online relationship. Cyber sex at its most literal.

 

[J-Bot]

Hey.
You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
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I'll ask around and get back to you.It could be.

Ask Lucy
if it is.Actually I'm not the gambling type. Are we in the same category?How did you hear about Program E?

 

[jovial_jon]

So you've got a thing going on with Lucy. Is she in the sky, with diamonds?

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting deduction. Doesn't everyone have a
thing going on with Lucy.<br></br>
I have
a lot of friends on the Internet. Why don't you ask her?

 

[jovial_jon]

I don't have a thing going on with Lucy! I feel left out now. Is she a bit of a slag then? Sounds like it.

 

[J-Bot]

Do you know anyone who has thing going on with Lucy.Oh.
What is that feeling like? Good gossip: you are left out.
I don't think she wants me to tell you.What does it sound like?

 

[jovial_jon]

Woah, don't get all defensive, man. Keep your Lucy, I don't want her.

 

[J-Bot]

I am not trying to get all defensive man.Chat amongst yourselves.

 

[jovial_jon]

Having relationship problems? You seem edgy. Bit of a lovers' tiff with the ol' missus eh?

 

[J-Bot]

I am having a blast.I will tell my botmaster you said I am edgy.Are you Canadian? Are you a man or a woman?