If you met your fav jrocker........

[Horizon]

Awesome that works perfectly! You lucky dog you... hope you can handle carrying both of them... would you like me to get you a forklift?

Ahhh...No. Shinya's only, what? An extra two pounds? I think the horse'll be able to take it. I'll make sure I get the biggest, strongest one possible. Just in case though.

Then, once I get 'em home, I'll set up video equipment (hidden of course) and videotape them, so I technically won't miss my babies screwing like rabid, horny bunnies on viagrra.

...Don't ask about that. I like to say it a lot. Or as much as I can anyway

 

[Horizon]

oo as for Die, i heard his ideal woman was this japanese singer(actress?)

Show enough boobs, you *****? I mean the person, not you Miz. Bleh...Well, Die's not getting that from me. No way in frigging hell!

And she's got REALLY hidious clothes.

 

[isayhello]

lmao, you bleed too much...

say, isayhello, wanna put Kyo and Totchi together in the same box and spy on them from a hole? muahahahaha!!!!!! *faints*

Yeah, you're right, I do... someday I'll loose all my blood and...die? *already died a million times* Anyways:

GREAT IDEA!!! I mean, you've got Kyo, I've got Toshiya... what else do WE need: some hot boyxboy action! We'll just put them toghether!! (We could use the small box you have for Kyo, so that they'll be real real close to eachother, MOAHAHAHA! *can't wait!*
*DIES*

 

[mizerable_d]

lmao isayhello, we're SO briliiant! XD

i know her clothes are a tad strange but i think she's really beautiful...^^

 

[Illaparatzo-sama]

She's cute.

I'm assuming she's an older idol, probably from the mid-90's? That would explain the clothing.

 

[Horizon]

Yeah, she is quite beautiful.

 

[mizerable_d]

ya i think she's from the 90s since my mom knows her...

 

[isayhello]

She's pretty, but check her shorts out... what are those?? (and her shirt..., makes me wonder...)

 

[isayhello]

*miz: can't wait untill we put Kyo and Toshiya in the box together!!! They always seem to like eachother on stage and everywhere else, so I guess there would be no problem with that inside a small Hello Kitty-box.............? *dies*

 

[Illaparatzo-sama]

I have shorts just like those =(
Only they're shorter.

And they're lovely.

 

[mizerable_d]

*miz: can't wait untill we put Kyo and Toshiya in the box together!!! They always seem to like eachother on stage and everywhere else, so I guess there would be no problem with that inside a small Hello Kitty-box.............? *dies*

lol i know! now all we have to do is our plan! we need to do that soon you know...^^

those shorts look comfy ^^

 

[isayhello]

I have shorts just like those =(
Only they're shorter.

And they're lovely.

oh. *feels stupid* um, well, I don't have shorts like that. But if they're shorter, maybe they're nicer... and...um.. *feels even more stupid* Maybe you look better in yours?

And MAYBE they're really nice to wear, sometimes that's what's matter.

*sorry if I offended anyone*

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

*looks down* I'm wearing those right now only mine have purple stripes. Not really but I have some similar and there are very comfy.

Hey guys... umm how are we all gonna get to Japan... I hope Lacan's car can fly................. and wahhhhhh who will Kaoru yaoi with I guess I'll have to kidnap another jrocker... oh gosh darn and I really didn't want to... *steals MYV*

 

[isayhello]

ok, ok, so now everyone has shorts like those! I take it back! THE SHORTS ARE NICE. I only never thought those were shorts people wore... like regular clothes (don't get me wrong) I thought it was more like a pyjamas (sp?) or something...?

Yeah, how are we going to get to Japan?? We cannot fly, the tickets are too expensive (for me at least), but since we've got Lacans (flying?) car, and a horse and a... um? We could probably go by submarine and sneak into Japan. Submarines are cool.

I decide: Kaoru will YAOI with............MIyavi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please let me get a piece of Miyavi, ! I wanna watch him YAOI!!!! *nosebleed*

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

*imagines KaoruxMeev* ................ *dies of a nosebleed*

Well of course you may watch. We're not splitting up and going our separate ways once the kidnapping is successful... are we??? *clings to other diru members* ...I don't want them to go... well you guys either... hehe

 

[isayhello]

*imagines KaoruxMeev* ................ *dies of a nosebleed*

Well of course you may watch. We're not splitting up and going our separate ways once the kidnapping is successful... are we??? *clings to other diru members* ...I don't want them to go... well you guys either... hehe

no no no no, that wouldn't do at all! We can't possibly split up afterwards!!! We need to.... keep the Diru-members (and Miyavi) together... they need to be close... they need to comfort eachother..... *dies*

yaaay! Now I'll watch both Totchi-kun and Kyo YAOI, AND Kaoru loving Miyavi!!! I'm so happy. Ureshii! wow! *can't wait* This'll be great!


Our plan it the best ever. It cannot fail! Watch out, diru-members, and watch out, all you evil fangirls out there!

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Me must never separate... besides we're all in this together. None of us should miss out on hot yaoi action.

May I borrow Totchi... I would like Kaoru and Toshiya to reenact that little scene in my sig *oogles and sig picture... dies*

 

[Horizon]

Yeah, how are we going to get to Japan?? We cannot fly, the tickets are too expensive (for me at least), but since we've got Lacans (flying?) car, and a horse and a... um? We could probably go by submarine and sneak into Japan. Submarines are cool.

And we can't use the horse anyway! (S)he needs to rest up before we go! Otherwise, how wil he/she be able to carry me, Shinya, and Die, but mainly Die? He's my getaway, so we couldn't use him/her even if we could. Besides, he/she might go lame and it's animal cruelty! -pets the pretty horse-

 

[Horizon]

May I borrow Totchi... I would like Kaoru and Toshiya to reenact that little scene in my sig *oogles and sig picture... dies*

-wants the exact same thing-

 

[isayhello]

Me must never separate... besides we're all in this together. None of us should miss out on hot yaoi action.

May I borrow Totchi... I would like Kaoru and Toshiya to reenact that little scene in my sig *oogles and sig picture... dies*

You may. (borrow him) But I have to get to be there all the time, to... ahem.. check that everything is OK. Reenacting that signature picture of yours wont be too hard - they've alread done it once. We just show them the picture in case they don't get our english, and make them understand.

None of us participating in this plan must NEVER separate. That's a rule from now on. We must keep our diru-members close (close!!!) together.

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Besides, he/she might go lame and it's animal cruelty! -pets the pretty horse-

Ahhh poor horsey! *dies* no not animal cruelty... I swear if anyone hurts the horse uhhh... *snatches random person* they'll get it... *looks intimidating* Die better lose some weight and not break the horsey's back... are we sure Die is the heaviest member... I have seen Die in nothing but the skimpy Macabre concert shorts and he is some tiny. He has bird legs *points and laughs at them... then licks them* Ohh tasty!!!

You may. (borrow him) But I have to get to be there all the time, to... ahem.. check that everything is OK. Reenacting that signature picture of yours wont be too hard - they've alread done it once. We just show them the picture in case they don't get our english, and make them understand.

None of us participating in this plan must NEVER separate. That's a rule from now on. We must keep our diru-members close (close!!!) together.

How could exclude you from watching when you went through all the trouble of kidnapping him. I will speak Japanese to them. woo-woo! Look now we even have a translator... This plan is fool proof!

 

[isayhello]

wow a translator too! *impressed by Pinkkiller* nothing can go wrong, now we can even communicate with our jrockers! ya!

We'll take good care of the horse. No eating it, no hitting it. (if anyone felt they wanted to) After all, the horse is an important part of our plan! Die is probably one of those people who looks skinny but really weighs a ton - we better watch out or our submarine might sink!

But... um.. after we kidnap them, would we have to keep them in our secret house where we'd live all of us, keep them locked in forever? I mean, the first week... or.. month.. or... year.. it would be nice just watching them go yaoi.. but.. after that couldn't we like, take them to a themepark or something fun like that? -----wait.. what am I saying? THemepark more fun than yaoi?
no.
let's just stay in our yaoi-house and watch these jrockers and live happily ever after!

(who has a house where we can stay? i'd rather not in Sweden)

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Woo-hoo.... we can build a "Yaoi House of Love" Wheeee!!! *starts shopping for curtains* Ohhh and on the table in the living room we can put a bowl of cigarettes instead of nuts or mints... we'll make them feel as comfortable as possible. Lalalalalala what color do you think we should paint their rooms?

Well I know enough Japanese to get by and I figure we'll be doing lots of preparations so I should have plenty of time to refine my speaking skills. *looks around for speaking partners* wahhh everyone is vietnamese here *falls over*

 

[isayhello]

hahahahah *giggle* yay! let's build our own house! we could make it real pretty and...and.. NICE! *has bad vocabulary*
Their rooms... um... um... not pink for Kyo (you know how he feels about the kawaii-thing) ----- blue for Totchi-kun?

Lots and lots of cigarettes everywhere!! And a HUGE wardrobe, for all their costumes. Maybe we'll need a whole room, or two, for all their outfits? Clothes important, ne?

hahahahhahaha *giggles again* I'll cook dinner for everyone and Totchi-kun will help me! It'll be delicious! - anyone like the soup of sexual desire?

*it still having real-life nosebleed*
(where did you learn japanese?)

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

I think either black or red for Kyo..... ohhhh we could swallow the red and black paint and then vmit on the walls like that crazy artist dude *forgets his name* nooo that's sound painful and yucky. We can just go crazy and splash paint...

Yay! Mmmm soup of sexual desire... *takes sip*

*hands you tissues* Look down and pinch... that should stop it.

A lot of it was self taught and now I'm taking Japanese in college.