If you met your fav jrocker........

[uglybugfaceman]

Hehe. Glad you guys like my plan... and yes... we should definitly label the boxes. I would be upset if I opened my box and Kaoru wasn't in there... . I think I could manage though somehow... "Oh fine Kyo I guess I'LL bang YOU" (like it's some horrible tragedy or something)... haha. A little box for Kyo would be so kawaii... *is shot in head*

:smoke: Thank you for watching. This evil plan is brought to you by the letters "Nicotine" and "Jrock" :smoke:

i suppose i'd be able to share kaoru, unlike some *other* fanboys, i wouldn't want to molest him.
i'd, like, want to pet him or something. or steal his guitar.
..or maybe braid his hair. :x

 

[isayhello]

Looks like we have a crime in progress here...
sequestration, torture, rape and poisoning with crackers...

well if you need a driver...

Lol YAA! We need a driver! (at least I know I couldn't drive, I have this big box with Totchi-kun to take care of...)
You just make sure to drive carefully, wouldn't wanna end up in the hospital after our plan was successful.............................................................

I already called Die! He's mine! And I'll drag his *** no matter what! I'll hire a heavy horse or a crane or something! xD

HAHAHA - a crane!? I don't think he's THAT heavy *thinks hard about it* but just to make sure you get him... hire a horse and bring it! Maybe you could escape on the horse after you kidnap Die, and ride of into the sunset... or... something like that?

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Alright uglybugfaceman... you can play with him for 5 minutes... but know this you will be watched by 23 hidden cameras in a undisclosed location. If at anytime I feel you are trying to steal him... I give myself permission to light you on fire. moohahaha. j/k *pats you on head* ...no petting though *glares*

Wheeeee!!! This is going to be the bestest kidnapping ever. What are we going to wear??? ...something risque? ...something bondage??? That way they won't be too upset when we open the boxes. Woo-hoo for Stockholm Syndrome!!! This calls for confetti... tee-hee

 

[mizerable_d]

wow this is gonna be fun! lol yay now we're full-teamed with a driver! *gets small box ready*

 

[Horizon]

Lol YAA! We need a driver! (at least I know I couldn't drive, I have this big box with Totchi-kun to take care of...)
You just make sure to drive carefully, wouldn't wanna end up in the hospital after our plan was successful.............................................................

That would seriously suck ***...Xb

HAHAHA - a crane!? I don't think he's THAT heavy *thinks hard about it* but just to make sure you get him... hire a horse and bring it! Maybe you could escape on the horse after you kidnap Die, and ride of into the sunset... or... something like that?

:3 Yay! I like horsies! Great idea! Riding off into the sunset with a beautiful, black steed, carrying off your love trapped in a box...How romantic

 

[Horizon]

Wheeeee!!! This is going to be the bestest kidnapping ever. What are we going to wear??? ...something risque? ...something bondage??? That way they won't be too upset when we open the boxes. Woo-hoo for Stockholm Syndrome!!! This calls for confetti... tee-hee

Yesh! Bondage gear! -cheers-

 

[isayhello]

Wheeeee!!! This is going to be the bestest kidnapping ever. What are we going to wear??? ...something risque? ...something bondage??? That way they won't be too upset when we open the boxes. Woo-hoo for Stockholm Syndrome!!! This calls for confetti... tee-hee

Woho! Ya, this IS gonna be fun fun fun!! *all excited* I think bondage would do, moahaha! Real nice bondage, that will be great. Important to plan the clothes too *thinks about Stockholm Syndrome*

Ok, ok, is everything set? We've got the boxes, the crackers, the driver and the... horse? Pepper spray, net to catch evil fangirls in.. hm.......................
How do we deal with the backstage guards? And do we bring the instruments? Totchi-kun might get depressed if he couldn't play his bass once in a while...
La-di-da-hum-hum *paints Toshiyas name in bright colors on a big-sized box*

 

[mizerable_d]

Alright uglybugfaceman... you can play with him for 5 minutes... but know this you will be watched by 23 hidden cameras in a undisclosed location. If at anytime I feel you are trying to steal him... I give myself permission to light you on fire. moohahaha. j/k *pats you on head* ...no petting though *glares*

Wheeeee!!! This is going to be the bestest kidnapping ever. What are we going to wear??? ...something risque? ...something bondage??? That way they won't be too upset when we open the boxes. Woo-hoo for Stockholm Syndrome!!! This calls for confetti... tee-hee

muahaha i will dress up crosettes, puffy skirts, curls, tiara, thin-high boots(i can run in heels! yay!) and fully equipted with whip! *thinks of Toshiya's image* lol

 

[Horizon]

How do we deal with the backstage guards?

Ummmm...Go all ninja on their asses?

 

[isayhello]

Ummmm...Go all ninja on their asses?

Probably a good idea. Just plain violence always works, to!

muahaha i will dress up crosettes, puffy skirts, curls, tiara, thin-high boots(i can run in heels! yay!) and fully equipted with whip! *thinks of Toshiya's image* lol

Just make sure you really really CAN run... we'll have to run like hell after we caught them in the boxes. I think I'll pass the high heels... Puffy skirt... nice. ME TOO! And, and!?!?!?! Umbrella?

Speaking of clothes... I read somewhere that, can't remeber which diru-member it was, but someone hated the Goth-Loli fashion... ? Why? I don't = I think it's really nice! kawaiiiiiiii ! *giggle*

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Ummmm...Go all ninja on their asses?

Maybe the guards will be too distracted by our outfits... if not going ninja on their asses can be "Plan B." I'd hate to rip my outfit while kicking ***... then Kaoru won't be able to enjoy it as much... haha. Ohhhh and on a random note... well sort of random. Die really likes girls who show off lots of leg. Just figured I'd help ya out since were all in this together and all.

Speaking of clothes... I read somewhere that, can't remeber which diru-member it was, but someone hated the Goth-Loli fashion... ? Why? I don't = I think it's really nice! kawaiiiiiiii ! *giggle*

I remember Kyo saying he wasn't into the whole visual kei image... said it was for fags... haha. Well he didn't use those exact words but I think that's what he meant. Then again Kyo is known to lie alot.

 

[Enora]

Yes I saw an interview with Die and Kyo for the BBC and they said that they didn't like goth lolis....

 

[Horizon]

Maybe the guards will be too distracted by our outfits... if not going ninja on their asses can be "Plan B."

Maybe...But kicking *** is so much more fun!

I'd hate to rip my outfit while kicking ***... then Kaoru won't be able to enjoy it as much... haha.

It depends on where it rips. Sometimes, rips make outfits look better and way more sexier!

Ohhhh and on a random note... well sort of random. Die really likes girls who show off lots of leg. Just figured I'd help ya out since were all in this together and all.

Guess I'll have to shave my legs for this, huh...? XD

(I just HAD to "quote" that song a bit...)

Thanks for the help! Flower for you! xD

I remember Kyo saying he wasn't into the whole visual kei image... said it was for fags... haha. Well he didn't use those exact words but I think that's what he meant. Then again Kyo is known to lie alot.

That is so not nice at all, especially when you use the term "fag" (okay, not even especially. That's just mean period...), unless you mean cigarettes! -pouts-

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

That is so not nice at all, especially when you use the term "fag" (okay, not even especially. That's just mean period...), unless you mean cigarettes! -pouts-

Sorry... I didn't mean anything by it. I don't really think about what I say and I am sorry. I don't ever mean to be offensive. It was completely unintentional I swear.

 

[isayhello]

Maybe the guards will be too distracted by our outfits... if not going ninja on their asses can be "Plan B." I'd hate to rip my outfit while kicking ***... then Kaoru won't be able to enjoy it as much... .

Ho, ho, if you don't wanna rip your oufit, just in case you're planning to wear something real tight or leathery - leave the kicking-guards-asses to me! (I'll be wearing a fluffy skirt, won't get ripped) The guards will probably just run away anyways and never put up with a good fight....

haha. Ohhhh and on a random note... well sort of random. Die really likes girls who show off lots of leg. Just figured I'd help ya out since were all in this together and all.

Nice teamwork... you don't happen to have any information on what Totchi-kun likes? After all, I want to make a good first-impression (besides the first impression he got of me while I was stuffing him into a box and fighting of guards...)

 

[Horizon]

Sorry... I didn't mean anything by it. I don't really think about what I say and I am sorry. I don't ever mean to be offensive. It was completely unintentional I swear.

That's a-okay! I know everyone now-a-day throws around the words "fag" and "gay" around as an insult or to mean "stupid" or something like that and even though I find it disgusting, I guess it is kinda hard to not say it (or type it in this case) and I understand perfectly

 

[mizerable_d]

Probably a good idea. Just plain violence always works, to!



Just make sure you really really CAN run... we'll have to run like hell after we caught them in the boxes. I think I'll pass the high heels... Puffy skirt... nice. ME TOO! And, and!?!?!?! Umbrella?

Speaking of clothes... I read somewhere that, can't remeber which diru-member it was, but someone hated the Goth-Loli fashion... ? Why? I don't = I think it's really nice! kawaiiiiiiii ! *giggle*

lol believe me, i've ran in skinny heels before, and to my suprise they didnt break! XD*is proud of self*

ya die and Kyo dislike lolita fasion, and made fun of a rather um big girl who was wearing a pink lolita dress. *so mean* *shakes head* lol but i was rather going for a dominmatrix(or watever that word is) look instead of lolita. but i do love lolita fashion^^ i made a lolita dress for myself awhile ago...

Die likes legs? yay!! i liek legs too! anyways i heard Kyo like small and cute girls?

lol isayhello, i'll help you kick *** as well! go puffy skirts! muahaha! i heard totchi is a really sexual person, so anything sexy he'll like? lol

 

[Lacan]

Things are looking good!
with these guys out of the game, all the girls in the world are finally mine, MINE MUAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Horizon]

Hey! I wanna kick *** too! Don't exclude me! Especially since it was MY idea!


And Lacan, there's still the matter of all the OTHER JRockers out there. Rabid fan-people'll have to kidnap them too...-coughIsocallHydeifthat'sthecasecough-

Oh and the rappers, the rockers...Erm...Every single guy on Earth...?

:sorry:

 

[isayhello]

Things are looking good!
with these guys out of the game, all the girls in the world are finally mine, MINE MUAHAHAHAHAHA

See, it IS a good plan! Everyone profits from it! Even you, Lacan! You'll be able to comfort 10000 crying fangirls mourning the "strange kidnapping of the Diru members" (MOAHAHA, we all know what I'm talking about!!!) Even if there are still... many j-rockers to love after the disappearance of diru, there must be at least some girls who will... want to be comforted by you?

lol isayhello, i'll help you kick *** as well! go puffy skirts! muahaha! i heard totchi is a really sexual person, so anything sexy he'll like? lol

Yay! Violence! *jumps up and down* Tothi-kun a sexual person... hm... sexual you say....... *thinks* ......anything sexy......... *thinks too hard about it*

*dead*


---Lately, since I joined this forum and started expressing my....feelings about certain things... I dunno... just seem to faint, get a nosebleed and die occasionally more often... but then again, aren't we all facing these problems?

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

OMG... no one wants Shinya *falls over* poor little guy. He doesn't like cigarettes either. Damn! I'll take him but it's going to require some dog-napping and ransom in the form of sexual favors...haha. I think that's the only way to get Shinya... butttttttttt Kaoru is still mine Mine MINE! moohahaha*haw*hack*cough* bleh... anyway... I don't think Kaoru would mind me kidnapping him the more I think of it. We have so much in common... yay! We can play video games and read manga all day!

 

[Horizon]

---Lately, since I joined this forum and started expressing my....feelings about certain things... I dunno... just seem to faint, get a nosebleed and die occasionally more often... but then again, aren't we all facing these problems?

-dies-

That is SO true!! XDDDDDDD

 

[Horizon]

And I would take him (Shinya of course), but I'd be afraid to leave him and Die alone even for a second, namely because I get the feeling I'd miss all that hot yaoi action and that, seriously, would suck.

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

And I would take him (Shinya of course), but I'd be afraid to leave him and Die alone even for a second, namely because I get the feeling I'd miss all that hot yaoi action and that, seriously, would suck.

Awesome that works perfectly! You lucky dog you... hope you can handle carrying both of them... would you like me to get you a forklift?

 

[mizerable_d]

Things are looking good!
with these guys out of the game, all the girls in the world are finally mine, MINE MUAHAHAHAHAHA

lol you sir, are so kawaii

Yay! Violence! *jumps up and down* Tothi-kun a sexual person... hm... sexual you say....... *thinks* ......anything sexy......... *thinks too hard about it*

*dead*


---Lately, since I joined this forum and started expressing my....feelings about certain things... I dunno... just seem to faint, get a nosebleed and die occasionally more often... but then again, aren't we all facing these problems?

lmao, you bleed too much...
lol yup you are right *daydreams and bleeds*


say, isayhello, wanna put Kyo and Totchi together in the same box and spy on them from a hole? muahahahaha!!!!!! *faints*

ok wat kind girl does Kyo like? i heard he like small cute girls...

oo as for Die, i heard his ideal woman was this japanese singer(actress?)