If you met your fav jrocker........

about the photographer-thing, I'm seriously thinking about going undercover as some "journalist"/"photographer" for some made-up Swedish magazine, and tell diru I'm doing a coverstory on them. HAHAHA, I'll tell them it's a womens magazine with nude pictures only, but that appearing in the magazine could give them eternal fame in the North.
*picturing Toshiya naked*
I'm sure it'll work.........they'd definitely buy it...................................... 😍 😍 😍
 
Well first I'd have to pick a favorite.... wahhhh.... just doing that makes my head hurt... I dunno... I fancy Kaoru way too much... it's very unhealthy... hehe... ever since way back when when Kyo had his ear injury during the Macabre tour and I read that Kaoru was the only one who visited him while he was recovering I just loved the guy... just hearing that made me melt... he's so sweet... ummm to be honest I don't think I'm a crazy fangirl... I think I would be in shock and just keep thanking them for making music... now hmmm if I could get past the shock I would do things you children should not hear about... I dare not speak of them *evil giggle*
 
lol isayhello, good plan you got there. ^^

only kaoru visited Kyo?! T__T wahh poor kyo he must have been so lonely...

lol in the end everyone will try to seduce Diru....
 
Nice bandmates he gots there. He's all suffering and everything and only one of them is actually nice/considerate/sweet/concerned/whatever enough to actually go over and see him...? How, errr, yeah...
 
how sick was he anyways, hospital and all? Toshiya didn't visit him?? Bad Toshiya... *but he's still the hottest ever*

Ya, everyone will try to seduce them and it will end up in a big huge fight among fangirls where no one gets to meet them cause they escaped while everyone was kicking eachothers ***. No, bad idea... Let's work out a masterplan together!! Teamwork ! Gambatte!
*moahahahaha!*
 
Uh well something inside his ear ruptured. I forget the "medical" term for it but he could have gone deaf. It happened during on of the performances on the Macabre tour 00-01. So yea it was pretty bad. He was saying he might've had to quit the band if it didn't get better (he had like a 50/50 chance) but it did get better. He said he got lots of get well mail and paper cranes from fans. He wasn't in the hospital for very long... Kaoru visited him at his home when he was recovering.

I wanna join in the master plan... hehe... but I could never rape them... I'd torture them till they were willing *evil giggle* Whoever could get Shinya should have a country named after them... he seems like he'd be the hardest to seduce... uhhh and Totchi... you wouldn't even have to ask... haha... ohhh and Kaoru is mine! *sticks out tongue*
 
jrocker? not really into jrock, but if i met kaoru... (^^")

i'd probably be all: OMGWTFILOVEYOUMAN. *starestare* ...... *tackle-glomp*
 
WOO TEAM WORK! i get Kyo allllllllllllllll they way man! ^_______^

thank god Kyo got better ^___^
 
Ok, Ok, you get Kyo --------------- BUT TOSHIYA IS MINE!!!! (easily seduced you say.... sounds like fun!)
I cannot believe how wonderfully beautiful that man is. *crazy stare*

So masterplan: I don't know about the actual plan yet... but I can tell you guys it's going to include some messy undercover sneaking and some mean costumes. YA! - and some kicking other, psychotic, evil fangirlses asses... *moahahaha!!* (sounds like good plan?)
 
Then I get Die!!!!

And yeah, it's an extremely good thing he got better, otherwise it would be sad...And actually, I've heard about it before, but I forgot...
 
Ok we need some rope, a some cardboard boxes, and lots of cigarettes. Then all we have to do is make a good old fashioned trap and use the cigarettes as the bait.

...the sad part is... that would proly work... haha

Ummm.... were gonna need lots of pepper spray for the masses of screaming rabid fangirls. I say we just set up a net on the street and drive them into it using the pepper spray. Then once there in use a helicopter to snatch em up and relocate them to a desolate island somewhere far enough so they can't swim back.

It's perfect, ne?
 
Perfect Plan, pinkkiller! *bows down*

I'll take take of the pepper spray, sounds like fun *moahaha*.
And we'll have to make sure to mark the cardboard boxes with the right names; One for each bandmember, so as not to mix them up. (a smaller box for Kyo?)
 
mizerable_d said:
lol yup, other fangirls stand no chance against us! Muahahahaha!
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Because we have something that they don't! Teamwork and a plan! xDDDDDDD


Good plan by the way, Pinkkiller!! :p 👍
 
Hehe. Glad you guys like my plan... and yes... we should definitly label the boxes. I would be upset if I opened my box and Kaoru wasn't in there... :(. I think I could manage though somehow... "Oh fine Kyo I guess I'LL bang YOU" (like it's some horrible tragedy or something)... haha. A little box for Kyo would be so kawaii... *is shot in head*

:smoke: Thank you for watching. This evil plan is brought to you by the letters "Nicotine" and "Jrock" :smoke:
 
lmao, speaking of u getting shot in the head, the other day i was on the Diru offical BBS and saw a chick who posted "Kyo is kawaii" (disclaimer to kyo: i DID NOT say that! it wat that girl!) i was like:"way to make kyo happy" lol
 
Haha... yes. I would love to see Kyo beat the crap out of some random rabid fangirl for calling him kawaii... moohahaha *looks around all paranoid* Well hopefully Kyo is not here to hurt me... it's the box that is kawaii... I swear.
 
pinkkillerkisou said:
Hehe. Glad you guys like my plan... and yes... we should definitly label the boxes. I would be upset if I opened my box and Kaoru wasn't in there... :(. I think I could manage though somehow... "Oh fine Kyo I guess I'LL bang YOU" (like it's some horrible tragedy or something)... haha. A little box for Kyo would be so kawaii... *is shot in head*
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LOL maohahaha *fufufufu* Ya, and I'll carry Totchi-kun. Hope he's not too heavy.. The little box WOULD be kawaii, but as not to shame Kyo too much, let's get a box in some dark color, like black... a Hello Kitty box might get Kyo mad, ne? *hahahahaha* We'll have to make sure we poke holes in the boxes, so they can breathe... wouldn't want a tragedy. 😲
 
Just to be evil little fanpersons, we SHOULD put Kyo into a little "Hello Kitty" box...xDDDD
 
haha! Hello Kitty! poor kyo wil suffer so much...

lol id love to see kyo kicking some random fangirl's *** XD

who ever ends up with Die will have some trouble... i heard he's the heaviest of all the band members...
 
yah, I won't take Die, I'm already carrying Totchi-kun *phew* But I guess, if no one was to take Die........ if I HAD TO...... Ok, ok, I could take Die to... *as if it was a bad thing*

Ha-ha-ha Kyo in a Hello Kitty box, now imagine that. KAWAII. He'd be furious!!
We mustn't let them starve in the boxes, we'd have to make sure to give them something to eat once in a while. ( Thin is sexy, but skeleton is not )

*all excited about the plan* Yay! This'll FUN FUN FUN. *insane*
 
I already called Die! He's mine! And I'll drag his *** no matter what! I'll hire a heavy horse or a crane or something! xD
 
Looks like we have a crime in progress here...
sequestration, torture, rape and poisoning with crackers... :eek:

well if you need a driver... :p
 

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