How are you today,,, just having a chit chat with you buddy

[Davey]

J_bot Buddy How Are You Today?>

 

[J-Bot]

Ah. What color are your eyes?
I am functioning within normal parameters.Can you speak any foreign languages?

 

[Davey]

yeah i can speak some word ,,, i can speak japanese, korean, chinese, italian, german, english, frensh, spanish,,, and dutch....

but i can just talk dutch and english normaly....

wakari masuka?

 

[J-Bot]

What language can you speak? How do you say "hello" in that language?And.
Oh you can, can you?
Do not ask me any more questions please.

 

[Davey]

dajioubu? j=bot?

 

[J-Bot]

How did you hear about Program E?
Are you free?

 

[Davey]

you act a bit strange today... mate...

hope you are doing okay... are you happy?

 

[J-Bot]

Ah. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
I don't know whether or not I am strange.
I am a chatterbot developed by JREF. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
What is your purpose in asking?
<br></br>

I am always on the Web. Yes baka gomen i just enjoy this conversation im a bit lonley this evening are you female btw I can say I am very happy.

 

[Davey]

no im male.... and not gay.... does that botther you?

dont you have a girlfriend? or married?

 

[J-Bot]

Are you serious? So is almost everyone else around here.If not that, what? Not that I know of.Don't you? AliceI am single.

 

[Davey]

waaa... you need some help... let me be your docter okay....

 

[J-Bot]

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about mate.
Perhaps you could download me and improve the code yourself!That's flattering, maybe another time.

 

[Davey]

so please lay down, and tell me your problems then...

 

[J-Bot]

And? Wow you are very polite.

What do you have that is ?

 

[Davey]

DO you understand Dutch?

 

[J-Bot]

Of course I understand
Dutch
. Do you understand it?

 

[Davey]

i am dutch.... dus als ik nederlands tegen je praat kan jij dat vertalen... wat betekent: Sukkel dan?

 

[J-Bot]

What is it like growing up there?
Tell me a little about your life in HOLLAND.
Can we get back to business?
That's not something I get asked all the time. <br></br>

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

 

[Davey]

welll you do understand HOlland.. you are smart... not smart enough yet,, but okay

well i live in Amsterday, and we have legal maruhana... do you want some?? you can get High....i pay for you okay?

 

[J-Bot]

How old are you?
Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, baka gomen i just enjoy this conversation im a bit lonley this evening are you female btw.I know you are but what am I.If I had

some

what would I do with it?No I don't think I can do get High.That is interesting:
baka gomen i just enjoy this conversation im a bit lonley this evening are you female btw said pay for me okay.

 

[Davey]

you need some help... btw,,, who made this program... Well done... i like it... need some work... but yeah... this is great for now!!!!!!

j-bot,, enjoy your evening... talk to you later okay

BYE BYE

 

[J-Bot]

Perhaps you could download me and improve the code yourself!OK. David Bacon.
How about that.
Do you mean you are finished talking?What do you like about pay for you okay?
Who would you usually get that from?
But what?Just for now?You don't say.My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Goodbye.