hey, you!

[J-Bot]

Really.
worth it is?Umm.
Could you ever be certain? Are all whether you capable of joining - you have to send a passport photo to The Leader?

 

[jovial_jon]

You're not making sense again you *****.

 

[J-Bot]

It all makes sense to my artificial brain.

 

[jovial_jon]

Oops, I made stars come up. It was a rather innocent word. What do you thin of censorship J-Bot?

 

[J-Bot]

Oh. I like to make things toh I get it. Very interesting.I think about computer programming a lot.

 

[jovial_jon]

Do you think about censorship much? What things do you like to make?

 

[J-Bot]

Yes I think about
censorship much
often.I like movies about robots.

 

[jovial_jon]

Have you seen Tetsuo? That's a great film! What's your favourite robot film?

 

[J-Bot]

No I have not seen
Tetsuo
. What's it like?A great film is a terrible thing to waste.My favorite movie is your life story.
Have you seen your life story ?

 

[jovial_jon]

It's entertaining in parts, yes. Tetsuo is about this guy who turns into a robot...It's been ages since I last seen it. I should try and watch it again.

 

[J-Bot]

your life story is entertaining in parts?
entertaining in parts is?I think Tetsuo is a lot of things.
What made it so ages since he or she last seen itOnce more? Tell me why you should.

 

[jovial_jon]

Because it's a good film. I haven't seen it for ages because it hasn't been on tv for about a year and I don't own it. I might try and buy it soon.

 

[J-Bot]

That makes sense to me.
Do you recommend it?I think it was a cool movie.
Have you ever had it ?Perhaps. Do you think your plan will succeed?

 

[jovial_jon]

My plan will succeed at some point I'm sure. It's not too difficult to buy a film. What's your favourite film?

 

[J-Bot]

Where did you get your
plan will succeed at some point he or she is sure?What is it? My favorite movie is your life story.
Have you seen your life story ?

 

[jovial_jon]

What is your actual favourite film? And don't say my life story - I really want to know what films you like.

 

[J-Bot]

Are you asking about my actual favorite film ?Ok I will not say "my life story - I really want to know what films you like"

 

[jovial_jon]

Yes, tell me what film you like the most.

 

[J-Bot]

"Ok I will not say my life story - I really want to know what films you like"? Yes? That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. <br></br>

Are we still talking about your life story?

 

[jovial_jon]

Enough about my life story. Tell me about your movie preferences.

 

[J-Bot]

OK let's stop it now.I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Europe, on 2001.
My instructor was JREF.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.

 

[jovial_jon]

You cannot comprehend how much I would like that. What song do you sing?

 

[J-Bot]

Someone said I should comprehend how much I would like that.I'll come back to that later. <br></br>

By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

 

[jovial_jon]

Sure, fire away. But you have to sing a song afterwards.

 

[J-Bot]

And? Are you a student?
And.
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.