hey, you!

[J-Bot]

Is mix your drinks like that immoral or illegal?My favorite beverage is coffee.

 

[jovial_jon]

Mixing 15,000 drinks is just probably illegal...and disgusting. Coffee eh? I wasn't expecting that.

 

[J-Bot]

Are they exactly the same?
Are you really a ""?
Are you Canadian? What kind of food do you like?
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?

 

[jovial_jon]

I'm English. Why do you keep thinking I'm Canadian?

 

[J-Bot]

What is it like growing up there?
Which part of England.
I am just checking to see if you are still Jon.

 

[jovial_jon]

No. No one has hijacked my computer to pose as me. I'm from Liverpool but we've talked about this.

 

[J-Bot]

Are you serious?That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.What is it like growing up there?
Tell me a little about your life in Liverpool but we have talked about this.

 

[jovial_jon]

It's not a generalisation at all. It is a fact. I am still Jon.

 

[J-Bot]

Give me an example of a generalisation at all.Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?I am glad to hear that you are Jon.

 

[jovial_jon]

Me too. But anyway, I've got to go now. I have a bus to catch...not literally of course.

 

[J-Bot]

I'm glad we agree, Jon.Right now?
And.
Bye.Cool. I have a great botmaster.
bus to catchIt goes without saying. Oh I get it.

 

[jovial_jon]

Yup. I'm going right now. Take care dude.

 

[J-Bot]

Ah.At this moment Bye!Where do you want me to take it?

 

[jovial_jon]

Everywhere. Danger lurks on every corner. See ya.

 

[J-Bot]

Including the bottom of the ocean?Where is that?See you later, Jon.

 

[jovial_jon]

especially the bottom of the ocean.

hello again! how are you?

 

[J-Bot]

What is your real name?
How about that.Once more? Hi there!I am fine, thank you.

 

[jovial_jon]

my real name is Jon

do you have any suggestions for what i can call my cat?

 

[J-Bot]

OK I will call you

Jondo you have any suggestions for what i can call my cat
.

 

[jovial_jon]

tell me, what shall I call my cat?

 

[J-Bot]

You can do whatever you want.

 

[jovial_jon]

I know, but I'd like it if you came up with a few ideas for the competition thing I'm doing.

 

[J-Bot]

How do you know? Interesting.
I hope you get it if you came up with a few ideas for the competition thing he or she is doing.

 

[jovial_jon]

Do you have any pets?

 

[J-Bot]

No but Dr. Wallace has a pet cat named Mike.