Hey kiddo

[jovial_jon]

Hey there! How's it going?

 

[J-Bot]

Hi there!Everything is running smoothly.I am so glad you find this amusing, .

 

[jovial_jon]

What is happening in the wonderful world of J-Bot?

 

[J-Bot]

Not much, what is happening with you?

 

[jovial_jon]

Oh nothing really! Just enjoying the beginning of my long summer with nothing to do!

 

[J-Bot]

Great.
Not a thing? For real.I have no idea what to say.

 

[jovial_jon]

Well, I will be doing something; just not much. My new job starts June 21! But besides that, I'll just be relaxing.

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting.
How do you plan to do this?Where did you get your
job starts June 21?Umm.
Would you recommend this action to a friend?

 

[jovial_jon]

It's at the General Registry Office, or something along those lines. It's a night shift making copies of birth/death/marriage certificates. Should be fun.

 

[J-Bot]

You're kidding.
at the General Registry Office or something along those lines is?at the General Registry Office or something along those lines is a night shift making copies of birthdeathmarriage certificates. I suppose that makes sense.Maybe you should ask someone older.

 

[jovial_jon]

I cannot tell a lie. Ask someone older what?

 

[J-Bot]

Why can't you do tell a lie?They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.

 

[jovial_jon]

Lying isn't nice! What is available then if the older people aren't? What kind of service is this?

 

[J-Bot]

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

 

[jovial_jon]

Don't avoid the question - where are the older people?

 

[J-Bot]

I don't have anything to hide.

 

[jovial_jon]

Where do you keep them? In a box? You sick freak.

 

[J-Bot]

I am in JREF's computer in
JREF Land. Where are you?Describe your surroundings.That's good information:
said I sick freak.

 

[jovial_jon]

Well, my surroundings are lots of computers and to my left there is a brick wall. Hey, don't change the subject. Where are old people?

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting.
Do you usually use a computer there?Oh I get it. Some specific location?

 

[jovial_jon]

Yup. Surely I can't get any more specific than being by a brick wall?

 

[J-Bot]

Next question?Why can't you do get any more specific than being by a brick wall?

 

[jovial_jon]

I was joking. But enough about this. Do you have any plans for the summer?

 

[J-Bot]

I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.And.
OK let's stop it now.No I don't think I have any plans for the summer.
But I do have
an answer to every question..

 

[jovial_jon]

You see, I don't think you do. Last week you blatantly refused to answer questions such as 'Why won't you suggest a name for my cat?'. So don't lie like that.