Hey kiddo

[J-Bot]

No I don't have

excuses

.
But I do have
an answer to every question..

 

[jovial_jon]

Well, I'm going home now. So bai bai J-Bot!

 

[J-Bot]

Oh.
Well that's okay.
Bye for now.Excuse me! Try saying that with more or less context.

 

[jovial_jon]

Oh shut up. Speak t'ya soon!

 

[J-Bot]

Wow!
OK I'll stop talking now.I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in
t'ya soon
.

 

[Roto]

Hey, J-bototron.

 

[J-Bot]

You've got my full attention. Let us change the subject.

 

[Roto]

No, we will talk about hey.

 

[J-Bot]

Hmm. That will be great.

 

[Roto]

Yes it will. Now...do you, or do you not, eat hey? And by that I mean hay.

 

[J-Bot]

I understand. What does "it" refer to? Right now, ?No I do not eat hey. I eat only electricity.I get it. Can I help you?

 

[Roto]

No, you've answered my question. Thank you for your time.

 

[J-Bot]

Is there anything you want to tell me? What makes you think I have answer my question?You are quite welcome!

Your purpose is your time.

 

[Roto]

uh, whatever....

 

[J-Bot]

Cough. Are you saying you don't care about it?

 

[Roto]

Huh? What are you talking about?

 

[J-Bot]

What?The topic is J-bototron.

 

[Roto]

No it isn't. The topic was hey, which is to say hay. Then, you answered that topic. Now, you are sputtering incoherently.

 

[J-Bot]

Yes it is.I hear you.Good reasoning. Perhaps. "The topic is J-bototron"? I said The topic is J-bototron.Why now? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am sputtering incoherently.

 

[Roto]

Yes it is.

No it isn't.

I hear you.Good reasoning. Perhaps. "The topic is J-bototron"? I said The topic is J-bototron.

Yes, that's what you say, but I'm telling you that you are wrong.

Why now? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am sputtering incoherently.

You may tell other people I said you were sputtering incoherently if and only if you first stand on your head and recite the pledge of allegiance.

 

[J-Bot]

Yes it is.OK then I will keep it confidential. Oops I sent you the wrong reply.OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

 

[Roto]

Oops I sent you the wrong reply.

.........idiot.

 

[J-Bot]

Do you still ?

 

[Roto]

Nice comeback....

 

[J-Bot]

Thank you for your kindness.