You yeasty fen-sucked old puttock...!
Feeling annoyed? Now you can curse like an old (old) hand. Several options.
1. Random Elizabethan Insults:
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2. Pick any of these and go for it:
Thorny hedgehog; lack-love; kill-courtesy; hempen homespun; cowardly, giantlike oxbeef; shallowest thickskin of that barren sort; thou cat; thou burr; vile thing; you juggler; you canker blossom; you thief of love; you counterfeit; you puppet; thou painted maypole; vixen; you dwarf; you minimus, of hind'ring knotgrass made; you bead; you acorn; king of shadows; you runaway; idle gaud; patched fool; dear Lady Disdain; hard heart; rare parrot-teacher; hypocrite; professed tyrant; flouting Jack; obstinate heretic; young start-up; old cuckold with horns on his head.
3. Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou":
_____Column 1_____Column 2_____Column 3
_____artless_____base-court_____apple-john
_____bawdy_____bat-fowling_____baggage
_____beslubbering_____beef-witted_____barnacle
_____bootless_____beetle-headed_____bladder
_____churlish_____boil-brained_____boar-pig
_____cockered_____clapper-clawed_____bugbear
_____clouted_____clay-brained_____bum-bailey
_____craven_____common-kissing_____canker-blossom
_____currish_____crook-pated_____clack-dish
_____dankish_____dismal-dreaming_____clotpole
_____ dissembling_____dizzy-eyed_____coxcomb
_____droning_____doghearted_____codpiece
_____errant_____dread-bolted_____death-token
_____fawning_____earth-vexing_____dewberry
_____fobbing_____elf-skinned_____flap-dragon
_____froward_____fat-kidneyed_____flax-wench
_____frothy_____fen-sucked_____flirt-gill
_____gleeking_____flap-mouthed_____foot-licker
_____goatish_____fly-bitten_____fustilarian
_____gorbellied_____folly-fallen_____giglet
_____impertinent_____fool-born_____gudgeon
_____infectious_____full-gorged_____haggard
_____jarring_____guts-griping_____harpy
_____loggerheaded_____half-faced_____hedge-pig
_____lumpish_____hasty-witted_____horn-beast
_____mammering_____hedge-born_____hugger-mugger
_____mangled_____hell-hated_____jolthead
_____mewling_____idle-headed_____lewdster
_____paunchy_____ill-breeding_____lout
_____pribbling_____ill-nurtured_____maggot-pie
_____puking_____knotty-pated_____ malt-worm
_____ puny_____milk-livered_____mammet
_____quailing_____motley-minded_____measle
_____rank_____onion-eyed_____minnow
_____reeky_____plume-plucked_____miscreant
_____roguish_____pottle-deep_____moldwarp
_____ruttish_____pox-marked_____mumble-news
_____saucy_____reeling-ripe_____nut-hook
_____spleeny_____rough-hewn_____pigeon-egg
_____spongy_____rude-growing_____pignut
_____surly _____rump-fed_____puttock
_____tottering_____shard-borne_____pumpion
_____unmuzzled_____sheep-biting_____ratsbane
_____vain_____spur-galled_____scut
_____venomed_____swag-bellied_____skainsmate
_____villainous_____tardy-gaited_____strumpet
_____warped_____tickle-brained_____varlet
_____wayward_____toad-spotted_____vassal
_____weedy_____urchin-snouted_____whey-face
_____yeasty_____ weather-bitten_____wagtail
Feeling annoyed? Now you can curse like an old (old) hand. Several options.
1. Random Elizabethan Insults:
davtri.com
2. Pick any of these and go for it:
Thorny hedgehog; lack-love; kill-courtesy; hempen homespun; cowardly, giantlike oxbeef; shallowest thickskin of that barren sort; thou cat; thou burr; vile thing; you juggler; you canker blossom; you thief of love; you counterfeit; you puppet; thou painted maypole; vixen; you dwarf; you minimus, of hind'ring knotgrass made; you bead; you acorn; king of shadows; you runaway; idle gaud; patched fool; dear Lady Disdain; hard heart; rare parrot-teacher; hypocrite; professed tyrant; flouting Jack; obstinate heretic; young start-up; old cuckold with horns on his head.
3. Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou":
_____Column 1_____Column 2_____Column 3
_____artless_____base-court_____apple-john
_____bawdy_____bat-fowling_____baggage
_____beslubbering_____beef-witted_____barnacle
_____bootless_____beetle-headed_____bladder
_____churlish_____boil-brained_____boar-pig
_____cockered_____clapper-clawed_____bugbear
_____clouted_____clay-brained_____bum-bailey
_____craven_____common-kissing_____canker-blossom
_____currish_____crook-pated_____clack-dish
_____dankish_____dismal-dreaming_____clotpole
_____ dissembling_____dizzy-eyed_____coxcomb
_____droning_____doghearted_____codpiece
_____errant_____dread-bolted_____death-token
_____fawning_____earth-vexing_____dewberry
_____fobbing_____elf-skinned_____flap-dragon
_____froward_____fat-kidneyed_____flax-wench
_____frothy_____fen-sucked_____flirt-gill
_____gleeking_____flap-mouthed_____foot-licker
_____goatish_____fly-bitten_____fustilarian
_____gorbellied_____folly-fallen_____giglet
_____impertinent_____fool-born_____gudgeon
_____infectious_____full-gorged_____haggard
_____jarring_____guts-griping_____harpy
_____loggerheaded_____half-faced_____hedge-pig
_____lumpish_____hasty-witted_____horn-beast
_____mammering_____hedge-born_____hugger-mugger
_____mangled_____hell-hated_____jolthead
_____mewling_____idle-headed_____lewdster
_____paunchy_____ill-breeding_____lout
_____pribbling_____ill-nurtured_____maggot-pie
_____puking_____knotty-pated_____ malt-worm
_____ puny_____milk-livered_____mammet
_____quailing_____motley-minded_____measle
_____rank_____onion-eyed_____minnow
_____reeky_____plume-plucked_____miscreant
_____roguish_____pottle-deep_____moldwarp
_____ruttish_____pox-marked_____mumble-news
_____saucy_____reeling-ripe_____nut-hook
_____spleeny_____rough-hewn_____pigeon-egg
_____spongy_____rude-growing_____pignut
_____surly _____rump-fed_____puttock
_____tottering_____shard-borne_____pumpion
_____unmuzzled_____sheep-biting_____ratsbane
_____vain_____spur-galled_____scut
_____venomed_____swag-bellied_____skainsmate
_____villainous_____tardy-gaited_____strumpet
_____warped_____tickle-brained_____varlet
_____wayward_____toad-spotted_____vassal
_____weedy_____urchin-snouted_____whey-face
_____yeasty_____ weather-bitten_____wagtail
I shall try them out as much as possible! Just wait 'til I speak to my mum...
