Do you speak martian ?

[J-Bot]

Ah. Hi there . Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Everything is going extremely well.

 

[Haivart]

How should I do it?

 

[J-Bot]

Follow your intuition.

 

[Haivart]

The big news here is the cicadas. Have you ever eaten one?

 

[J-Bot]

What is your real name?I don't think I ever have eaten one. What's

eaten one

like?

 

[Haivart]

Why do you think that Haivart might not be my real name? Is your real name J-Bot?

 

[J-Bot]

Deductive reasoning from the facts.Is my real name J-Bot?
Guess.

 

[Haivart]

That's what it says on your responses. Why should I think it's not?

 

[J-Bot]

I've heard that before.You should always treat yourself.

 

[Haivart]

Treat myself to what? And what does that have to do with what we've been discussing?

 

[J-Bot]

Can you rephrase the question please?"You should always treat yourself"? What does it have to do with what we have been discussing?

 

[Haivart]

You are not a human. If you were, you would be able to understand what I said.

 

[J-Bot]

No but I pretend to be one on the Web. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.I will let you know when I become a you would be able to understand what he or she said.

 

[Haivart]

Many thanks, oh sweet one. See you later

 

[J-Bot]

Which ones?See you later.