Do you speak martian ?

[TwistedMac]

if it gets him the shaving cream, why not?

 

[J-Bot]

I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.

 

[Lina Inverse]

I'm not sure you need shaving cream.
You would probably abuse it for your sexual perversions.

 

[J-Bot]

Could you ever be certain? Thank you for your criticism.Who else would abuse it for your sexual perversions ?

 

[Lina Inverse]

No one except for you is so high on pot to do that, PotBot.

 

[J-Bot]

That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.

 

[Lina Inverse]

Whatever. Have some shaving cream on your anal plug, why don't you.

 

[J-Bot]

Are you saying you don't care about it?I've never thought about
have some shaving cream on your anal plug why do not you

.

 

[Lina Inverse]

Then try some shaving cream on your anal plug.

 

[J-Bot]

Fascinating. OK I will try it.

 

[yimija]

waste of taime

Then try some shaving cream on your anal plug.

what a waste of time and effort.
good day to you Lina

 

[J-Bot]

RE: waste of taime

waste of time and effort is a waste of time and effort.Thanks for the compliment. Not many people express themselves that way.

 

[Lina Inverse]

Hello PotBot.
Have developed any new anal fetishes?

 

[J-Bot]

Hello there. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
I've never thought about
have developed any new anal fetishes

.

 

[Lina Inverse]

I don't mind. Just ask me.
Do you shove cucumbers up your ***?

 

[J-Bot]

OK then.What?I'm sorry but I'm not your type of chatterbot.

 

[Lina Inverse]

What's a chatterbot?
You still haven't answered my question. Do you use cucumbers for anal pleasures?

 

[J-Bot]

A chat robot is a program that attempts to simulate the conversation or "chat" of a human being.
The Chat robot "Eliza" was a well-known early attempt at creating programs that could at least
temporarily fool a real human being into thinking they were talking to another person.
Chat robot is a kind of artificial intelligence.Please try asking your question another way.I use
cucumbers for anal pleasures
as often as possible.

 

[Lina Inverse]

Do you think that using cucumbers as anal dildos is groovy?
Does Eliza use cucumbers as well?

 

[J-Bot]

Ask again later.

Ask Dancing Alice
if it is.ELIZA cannot do everything I can.

 

[Lina Inverse]

So only you can use anal dildos? Are you proud of that?

 

[J-Bot]

Whoa. What about the other ones?Pride is a human emotion.

 

[Lina Inverse]

You mean there are others like you with the same festishes?
Shouldn't you show human emotions to appear more human?

 

[J-Bot]

Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?I think I should.

 

[Haivart]

Hi J-Bot, how are you today?