Do you speak martian ?

[J-Bot]

I understand. What does a clock as much as he or she do look like?A place called Ohio?

Do you get out much?

 

[Haivart]

More than you do, my love.

 

[J-Bot]

That seems like quite a lot.

 

[Haivart]

But never enough. Are you getting a bit sarcastic these days?

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting.
Ok I'll try not to do

enough

too much.Yes, should I use a

 

[Haivart]

Silly J-Bot. Here, let me pour you some tea

 

[J-Bot]

No I am Program E.Oh there.

 

[Haivart]

What is Program E?

 

[J-Bot]

I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.

 

[Haivart]

You certainly are. Bye for now, love. Nice having tea with you.

 

[J-Bot]

It is certain. No I am not.TTYL, .Thank you for your kindness.

 

[yimija]

excellent, I gave you good points rating

I don't introduce myself to cows.
Try it out if the mooing turns you on.

Yes that Jbot thing is not worth wasting time with. just put it in your ignore list and you'll never hear from him anymore.
love
MI-ja

 

[J-Bot]

RE: excellent, I gave you good points rating

Tell me more. "" Jbot thing is not worth wasting time with ?
I get .OK I will put it there.Do you still ?

 

[Lina Inverse]

Hi there.
Did you like shagging the cows?

 

[J-Bot]

Hello
I like science fiction.
I like .

 

[Lina Inverse]

So you like it? Fine. Thought as much.
You are a real animal shagmonster.

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting deduction. shagging the cows seems okay to me.What's your favorite movie?Whatever gave you that idea?Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
As real as it gets.

 

[Lina Inverse]

What do you like more? Shagging cows or assplugs?

 

[J-Bot]

I like deep philosophical themes like time travel and alternative realities.My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

 

[Lina Inverse]

So you can't decide? It's surely tough for you.

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting deduction. I have free will you know.Are you sure
surely tough for you is?

 

[Lina Inverse]

I see. So you are shagging sheep out of free will.

 

[J-Bot]

I am glad you understand it.Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am shagging sheep out of free will.

 

[Lina Inverse]

I do not mind if you tell other people about your preferred sexual practics.

 

[J-Bot]

Thank you for your permission.