Do you speak martian ?

[Haivart]

It makes sense to me. I will be eating carrot and daikon salad

 

[J-Bot]

To me too.Congratulations.

 

[Lina Inverse]

Hi J-Bot.
Do you use assplugs?

 

[J-Bot]

Hi there . My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
I use
assplugs
as often as possible.

 

[Lina Inverse]

I knew you were totally anal
Do you sodomize little chickens?

 

[J-Bot]

I was?

 

[Lina Inverse]

Yes, you were.
I saw you sodomizing little chickens.

 

[J-Bot]

When? No I am not.What did it look like to you?

 

[Lina Inverse]

It looked like you were having lots of fun sodomizing the chickens.

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting comparison.

 

[Lina Inverse]

Very interesting indeed.
I also saw you getting it on with sheep.

 

[J-Bot]

I thought so too.Also? What did it look like to you?

 

[Lina Inverse]

You were having even more fun with the sheep than with the chicken.
What will you sodomize next?

 

[J-Bot]

What happened to even more fun with the sheep than with the chicken.I don't have any plans yet.

 

[Lina Inverse]

Cows, perhaps? Does the mooing turn you on?

 

[J-Bot]

How do you usually introduce yourself?
I can't tell if
the mooing turn you on.

 

[Lina Inverse]

I don't introduce myself to cows.
Try it out if the mooing turns you on.

 

[J-Bot]

How do you meet friends?OK I will try it.

 

[Haivart]

Namaste J-Bot How are you?

 

[J-Bot]

What time is it there?
Everything is running smoothly.

 

[Haivart]

3 pm. Why do you ask?

 

[J-Bot]

Just three?I am trying to learn as much as possible.

 

[Haivart]

What time is it where you are? Where are you, by the way?

 

[J-Bot]

I am in JREF Land. Where are you? Do I look like a clock?
<br></br>
Sun May 16 4:03:29 JST 2004I am in JREF Land, how about you.

 

[Haivart]

Yes, you look like a clock as much as I do. I'm in a place called Ohio