Dear mr/mrs

[Davey]

A:Well, I´m not going to use sigars, but the reall stuff!

Q: Dear Micheal Schumacher... How do you feel now Alonso is winning all the time.. hahahahaha. well?

 

[Mycernius]

A. It will be only for a little while, and then I SHALL DOMINATE F1 AGAIN

Q. Issac Newton, what do you think of apple pie?

 

[Davey]

A. Apple pie, I don't like eating it, but I do like to .... * sorry I watched some strange movies the last years.

Q. Dear Mr. Koizumi, what will you do after your stop your job as a Prime minister?

 

[Haru-san`sTeiraa]

A: Well, I'll donate all my money to charity and live as a bum

Q: Dude on the Pringles can, will you grow out your hair and wear Kiss make up to be more appealing to us teenagers?

 

[Tollen]

A: Most probably not - but i think that I'll try for an Emo-cut some time soon - the marketing guys say it'll help me get laid

Q: Dear Luigi, was that you that i saw cross-dressing, lolita-style down harajuku the other nite??? if so - nice legs!

 

[Haru-san`sTeiraa]

A: *chokes on spaghetti* Heya, summbawdie hasto a make a de mooney to pay for a de rent! *kicks up a slender fishnet clad leg*


Q: Oh great Otakus of the world, why is manga and anime so addictive?

 

[]-wandering-raven-[]

A: Because there is lack of anything better.

Q: Oh jack cayman, how did you get a chainsaw for right arm?

 

[Haru-san`sTeiraa]

A: My daughter gave it to me as a Christmas present and even attached it for me!

Q: Is Hello Kitty really the devil?

 

[]-wandering-raven-[]

A: Yes it is, that's why I have a Bright pink hello kitty Guitar strap on my bass.

Q: if blood would be in trees would mosquitoes leave people alone?

 

[Haru-san`sTeiraa]

A: no,because humans are softer than trees!

Q: Will you really turn into something if you eat enough of it?

(btw, do you really have a HK guitar strap?)

 

[Flashjeff]

A: Sure you will! I've taken on the appearance of a gummi bear!

Q: Is it okay for 50 year old guys to like shoujo anime?

 

[justin]

A: Yes, anime is for the young at heart.

Q: Tom Hanks, whatever happened to Wilson?

 

[]-wandering-raven-[]

A: A shark ate him, and then died of indigestion.
Q; George bush, what do you think of obama?
[oh and haru....yes, I do have a HK guitar strap]

 

[Haru-san`sTeiraa]

A: I think he's a bad man...oh look a monkey! <3

Q: Mr. Owl, since you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop, don't you think Hawaiian punch and rum are tasty together?

(That is the sexiest thing I have ever seen....Hello Kitty mixed with bass....Hell yes!)

 

[]-wandering-raven-[]

A: My beak crunches trough in one go, the true questions is the licks it takes to get to the center of a lesbian, and they taste good carribean style.

Q: God, Why did humans invent you and then said you invented us?

[XD lol...oh yeah, and the Heart glasses totally add to the charm]

 

[Haru-san`sTeiraa]

A: Because they want desperately to believe that there is a greater being and that they aren't mutated monkeys!And aliens were out of the question...*disappears like normal*

Q: Mrs Lunch Lady, what is the caferteria food REALLY made of? (good thing I don't eat it!!! XD)