Could someone please tell me what this means?

[TimF]

I tried to send a letter to someone and this came up could someone translate it?

お電話番号 電話番号形式(99-9999-9999)で入力してください。
会員番号 必ず入力してください。

 

[TwistedMac]

it means "your anal plug and dildo (serial number 99-9999-9999) will be honorifically 1 week late, sorry about that"

 

[PaulTB]

I tried to send a letter to someone and this came up could someone translate it?

お電話番号 電話番号形式(99-9999-9999)で入力してください。
会員番号 必ず入力してください。

That's an easy one.

Please enter the telephone number(s) in the telephone number style (99-9999-9999). Please ensure you enter everybody's number.

Hmm, I assume you were sending a letter by email to someone with a mobile phone and it stuffed up somehow.

it means "your anal plug and dildo (serial number 99-9999-9999) will be honorifically 1 week late, sorry about that"

Why do I think that won't be earning you any green balls?

 

[TimF]

Now could you tell me what this means please?

会員番号 必ず入力してください。


P.S.- T.Mac why are you being so mean? lol

 

[TwistedMac]

i have no skills, i have no intelligence.. mean is all i know

j/k j/k.. I really hope noone takes any offence of my ramblings.. see it this way.. my post made this thread a newly posted-in thread and so drew paul's attention so he could give a good answer.. I'm so great..

 

[PaulTB]

Now could you tell me what this means please?

窶ｰﾃｯﾋ?ｵ窶敕板坂?? 窶｢K窶堋ｸ窶愿ｼ窶氾坂?堋ｵ窶堙??堋ｭ窶堋ｾ窶堋ｳ窶堋｢ﾂ。

Tim, dude. I've already translated that.

 

[TimF]

ok sorry dude they posted it as 2 different messages and i didn't notice they were the same sorry.

 

[Mike Cash]

Tim, dude. I've already translated that.

You've already mistranslated it, you mean. Try again.

 

[PaulTB]

You've already mistranslated it, you mean. Try again.

I just knew it was going to be that when I saw you'd posted in this thread.

[edit] Ackphth! It's 会員 not 全員 >_<v

Can I stop the thread at this point and ask that people put before kanji for the sake of us oldsters with poor eyesight.

*ahem* Anyway it's 'Please ensure you enter your Member number'