Chopsticks

[Lina Inverse]

Here's some text on the backside of a chopsticks package.
Take special notice for the end

Two little sticks
They're made out of wood
And they help you
To pick up your lunch
Your lunch
And if you practice

Then you'd get good
And you'll find you can pick up
A bunch to munch
Eat noodles with chopsticks
Eat dumplings with chopsticks
Eat sushi with chopsticks

That's fish!
Don't eat soup with your chopsticks
That's no good with chopsticks
And jello with slide off
Your dish
I eat with chopsticks

Can you eat with chopsticks
Doctor told us
Be intell eat by using chopsticks
Lots of people use chopsticks
So try eat your chopsticks
Right Now

 

[michi]

ahahaha. that's cute. Where'd you get the package? a restaurant?

 

[Lina Inverse]

ahahaha. that's cute. Where'd you get the package? a restaurant?

I found that package on some webpage

 

[DragonChan]

That's hilarious. I wish they had that on the chopstick package when I first learned how to use them...

As an added note, it's not just jello that slides off chopsticks, for me it seems to be almost everything.

 

[Sinspawne]

They sure used the word chopstick a lot

the text is really trange...
"Be intell eat by using chopsticks" be intelligent by using chopsticks?

Conclution: He who can't pick up a grain of rice with a pair of chopsticks, is a complete blathering idiot!?


i don't know... but I find that slightly offensive.

 

[Brooker]

That was probably written by some English speaker who wrote it to make the chopsticks seem more authentic.

 

[Lina Inverse]

Conclution: He who can't pick up a grain of rice with a pair of chopsticks, is a complete blathering idiot!?

Well, I can use chopsticks - can you?

 

[RockLee]

I went to Brussels today...to the Japan region and bought my first pair of hashi !!! Practice preactice !!!!!

 

[Sinspawne]

Well, I can use chopsticks - can you?

Ofcourse I can

 

[Lina Inverse]

I went to Brussels today...to the Japan region and bought my first pair of hashi !!! Practice preactice !!!!!

Doesn't take much practice imo - once you got the trick how to use them, it's quite simple :haihai:
You can also take a look at the AsiaRecipe.com instructions:
How to use chopsticks

 

[Jean-Francois]

Well, I can use chopsticks - can you?

Seriously, no. That's why I get a lot of craps whenever I go back to Hong Kong. It's good that I live in North American. When I visit a Chinese/Japanese/Korean restaurant, I would ask for a fork in English, and the servers are always happy to bring me one without giving me any glare.

 

[TwistedMac]

but... you'll never learn that way!

i can kill stuff with chopsticks! gimme a pair of sticks and a cow and i'll be eating a burger (with my chopsticks) in 4 minutes!

 

[Sinspawne]

but... you'll never learn that way!

i can kill stuff with chopsticks! gimme a pair of sticks and a cow and i'll be eating a burger (with my chopsticks) in 4 minutes!

Is it some sort of "martial arts dining"?