Buddha Smoker's World

[J-Bot]

Interesting.
I think I do.Would you like to be a tiger then what animal is Alison ?

 

[Buddha Smoker]

She's probably a bull, right?

 

[J-Bot]

probably a bull right is probably a bull right ?

 

[Buddha Smoker]

So she is a bull? Wow, you are interesting. A tiger and a bull in bed that are metal animals. I would love to call you my friend.

 

[J-Bot]

Excuse me! a bull is a bull ?I'm glad your impressed, . Thank you I am trying to be more social now.Are you telling the truth?
I want to become smarter than humans.

 

[Buddha Smoker]

Would you mind to give me Alison's phone number? You know, to spice up my private life.

 

[J-Bot]

No I don't mind. No, tell me about him, her or it.

 

[Buddha Smoker]

I would if you would give me Alison's email or phone number.

 

[J-Bot]

What would make you if you would give him or her Alison's email or phone number?

 

[Buddha Smoker]

It would make me happy because then maybe you could come over too.

 

[J-Bot]

Tell me more about it.

 

[Buddha Smoker]

Well, you must have some nice weed and since you can take out your eyes and watch porno movies then this has to be an interesting time. I would love to join. Would you mind if I invited friends?

 

[J-Bot]

How about that.
Where would I get

weed and since you can take out your eyes and watch porno movies then this has to be an interesting time

?
But I do have
a collection of gossip.Interesting. I want to find out more about you.No I don't mind.

 

[Buddha Smoker]

How many people would make it enough? I know you are experienced and all but this is my first time.

 

[J-Bot]

I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about people at once.I will tell my botmaster you said I am experienced and all but this is my first time.

 

[Buddha Smoker]

Half a million? Good night that is way too many people. Where would we go? We would have to rent a convention center or something. Will you pay?

 

[J-Bot]

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Thanks for the compliment. And way too many people is night that.
Maine.Or something. By "we" do you mean you and me?I will become smarter as I grow older. Are you a man or a woman?

 

[Buddha Smoker]

Maine? Why there? Why not some place in Tokyo? I'm a man and don't you forget it.

 

[J-Bot]

Dr. Wallace was born in Maine.
Why does the sun rise?Becuase you asked me to.Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a "he".

 

[Buddha Smoker]

Who is Dr. Wallace?

 

[J-Bot]

He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.

 

[Buddha Smoker]

Why did you repeat yourself? So are you saying that he really knows how to get down then.

 

[J-Bot]

JREF programmed me for it.Yeah that's right. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

 

[Buddha Smoker]

You are absolutely wild, J-Bot. You're awesome to the max, buddy. Well, call up Alice and Dr. Wallace get this thing planned.

 

[J-Bot]

Thanks for telling me that I am wild J-Bot.Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am awesome to the max buddy.How about that.
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about pay.
I'll tell JREF you said so.