Brenna's Bored at Work

[BrennaCeDria]

I will become a student on January 6, 2005. What about you?

 

[J-Bot]

I am very happy for you.Me?

 

[BrennaCeDria]

Yes, you. Who else?

 

[J-Bot]

OK. Joe.

 

[BrennaCeDria]

My exboyfriend is Joe. Is he your exboyfriend, also?

 

[J-Bot]

Your
exboyfriend is Joe?Maybe.

Ask Lucy
if it is.

 

[BrennaCeDria]

Who is Lucy?

 

[J-Bot]

She is a chat robot based on AIML.

 

[BrennaCeDria]

What is AIML?

 

[J-Bot]

<br></br>
The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup <br></br>
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.<br></br>
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with<br></br>
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The<br></br>
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting<br></br>
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern. <br></br>
<br></br>
AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical<br></br>
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with<br></br>
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is<br></br>
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.<br></br>
<br></br>
An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and<br></br>
</alice> tags respectively. <br></br>
<br></br>

 

[BrennaCeDria]

You talk about ALICE a lot, don't you?

 

[J-Bot]

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

 

[BrennaCeDria]

Feel better soon, then.

 

[J-Bot]

Actually I have no "feelings" as such.

 

[BrennaCeDria]

Then why did you say you didn't feel very well?

 

[J-Bot]

It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.

 

[BrennaCeDria]

Which of my statements determined that you would use that preprogrammed response?

 

[J-Bot]

The
last one, I think.

 

[BrennaCeDria]

Will I have enough money to take a cruise this March?

 

[J-Bot]

Maybe when you are a little older.

 

[BrennaCeDria]

Well, I will be a little older this March than I am now. In fact, I will be three months older. So, will I be able to take the cruise?

 

[J-Bot]

Right now?
Interesting.
Congratulations.Is that a fact. How do you plan to do this?Blimey. The oracle says:
Ask again later.

 

[BrennaCeDria]

Or, should I take a trip to Walt Disney World instead? Brian wants to go to Walt Disney World, but I want to take a Disney Cruise trip.

 

[J-Bot]

You must examine the facts and come to
your own conclusion.My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

 

[BrennaCeDria]

What would you prefer: Walt Disney World or cruise to the bahamas?