Attention ninjas!

[WonkoTheSane]

So if I were 13 again I'd be begging to do this...

Ninjas wanted as Japan region promotes 'warlord tourism' - BBC News

 

[Grandpa Frank]

With my belly , I'd make a good sumo if they have toshiyori sumo that is.

 

[thomas]

Salary? Fringe benefits? Paternal leave?

 

[WonkoTheSane]

Salary? Fringe benefits? Paternal leave?

Company uniform, any color you like as long as it's black.

 

[Mike Cash]

I once read that there are more ninja today outside Japan than ever existed in total inside Japan.

It is one of those made-up facts so thoroughly plausible I am willing to accept it without question.

 

[RolandtheHeadless]

I suppose it depends on whether you're talking about real ninjas or wannabes.

 

[Mike Cash]

I suppose it depends on whether you're talking about real ninjas or wannabes.

Precisely the point the person I referenced was trying to make. At least that's how I took it at the time.

Anybody who will tell you they're a ninja is pretty much by definition most definitely not a ninja.