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Q: What's the similarity between Budweiser and sex on the beach?
A: It's both f@ckin' close to water.
Budweiser is f@ckin' close to water because it tastes very watery; the taste is very close to that of water.
Sex on the beach is close to water, because, well.. You f@ck so close to the sea.
The first moment I saw this sentence (and I really didn't get what you meant by the sentence in brackets then)I was like OMG! ricecake-san isn't shy at all! She's so wild! But after reading your whole message over, I finally got you meant the cucktail there and I felt kinda relieved, hehehe.Originally Posted by ricecake
I've had sex on the beach a couple times
んだ!どうにしろOPさんは羊さんの事をあんまし良く思ってないのが伝わりますね~。(笑)ちょっとあいまいで、人によっては違った受け取り方をするかもしれない表現だと考えていいでしょうか?
So the phrase "see a sheep in something" isn't an idiom but rather Jack-san's original expression? And it leaves something you (even native English speakers) to guess, doesn't it?
ちょっとあいまいで、人によっては違った受け取り方をするかもしれない表現だと考えていいでしょうか?
Basically, Wile E Coyote is a character from an old but classic cartoon called Looney Tunes. He's a coyote who keeps trying to chase and kill another character called Road Runner. He comes up with all these different kinds of weird traps and methods in order to capture Road Runner, but he fails to do so every time, ending up inflicting so much pain on himself (he normally falls into his own traps, e.g. off a cliff, getting blown up, sawed in half, etc).I did a search on Wile E. Coyote and found out that he is a cartoon character but really couldn't figure out what kind of character it represents. Is he genius and an expert of anything?
Yes! I loved the Simpsons, too!Reminds me of some typically American jokes, from the Simpsons for example:
Moe, working in a bar, picks up the phone: Hello
Bart, on the phone: Hi, I'm looking for Seymore, last name is Butts.
Moe: Hold on, I'll ask.. Is there a Seymore in here? Seymore Butts!? I wanna Seymore Butts!!
The joke is ofcourse: Seymore Butts = See more butts.
Or this other, rather lame, joke:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Colleen.
Colleen who?
Colleen up your room, it's a mess!!
The last sentence is pronounced ofcourse as "clean up your room".
Daaaarng! That's exactly what I'm doing to you, nice gaijin-san, and everyone else here!Originally Posted by ricecake
J44xm meant he burdens ( inflict,as he put it ) undrentide, Elizabeth, epigene, plus a few others with Japanese language questions in Nihongo forum
Hahaha! They are funny, really! Just like the Japanese name 佐藤敏男(Satou Toshio) = 砂糖と塩 (sugar and salt)! I remember some funny names my bad American friends taught me.Originally Posted by epigene
Other funny names I remember from books and games are:
Oliver Clothesoff ("all of your clothes off)
Ken Hartley Reed ("can hardly read")
Justin Case ("just in case")
Yeah I'm really glad the suffering will be now spread around a bit since Glenn-san and Mikawa Ossan are back, hehehehe.
Hahaha! They are funny, really! Just like the Japanese name 佐藤敏男(Satou Toshio) = 砂糖と塩 (sugar and salt)!
Hahaha, I once read a manga about a female television announcer called Hanano (花野), referred to as 花野アナ.The joke is that よこせ・かねお sounds just like 寄越せ!金を! ("Give me your money!"). I'm glad I have teachers with a sense of humor.