Joke 飞ﾅ?ﾃｷﾂ湘｣窶廬ﾅ津固ｽ窶

[Benjaqq]

ﾋ?ｪ窶ｰﾃ?#36733;窶吮?ｦ两窶｢S窶伉ｽ窶督ｼﾋ慊ｩ窶ｹq窶廬飞ﾅ?ﾃｷ窶｢ﾂｽ稳窶冢飞ﾂ行ﾂ催敖坂?壺?ｹﾃｳﾂ。这时ﾂ，窶ｺﾃｶ窶拇窶板｢传窶藩??ﾃｷ长窶禿ｹ窶ｰﾃｵ窶廬ﾂ青ｺ
窶ｰﾂｹﾂ：ﾂ"ﾂ鞘?版ｽm们ﾂ，ﾂ静ｦﾂ青ｶ们ﾂ，窶ｰﾃ､ﾂ青･你们窶廬ﾅ?ﾃｷ长ﾂ，欢ﾅ筑窶佚･窶ｰﾃ?慊ｩﾋ愿ｴ窶ｰﾃ､们窶廬ﾂ航窶敕?，窶ｰﾃ､窶?ﾂ債?#35785;窶佚･窶ｰﾃ??廬
ﾂ青･ﾂ…ﾂ…啊ﾂ！窶弖哪ﾂ！ﾂ！ﾂ"窶伉ｼ发ﾂ出这ﾂ青ｺ窶ｹﾂｰ窶｢|窶廬窶ｹﾂｩﾂ青ｺﾂ后ﾂ，窶ｺﾃｶ窶拇窶板｢ﾂ就窶砺窶猫ﾂ青ｺ窶ｰﾂｹ窶板ｹﾂ。
ﾂ焦?窶猫窶廬ﾋ慊ｩ窶ｹq窶徭吓话ﾅ｡ﾂｭ窶板ｹﾂ，连窶ｹﾃｳﾋ?ｷ窶禿ｧﾅ?Qﾅ凪??窶廬说窶｢sﾂ出话窶藩?。
过窶板ｹﾋ?ｪ窶ｰﾃｯﾂ，窶ｺﾃｶ窶拇终ﾋ慊ｰ窶凪??#21709;窶板ｹﾂ，还ﾂ青･ﾅ?ﾃｷ长ﾂ：ﾂ"ﾂ鞘?版ｽm们ﾂ静ｦﾂ青ｶ们ﾂ，对窶｢s窶ｹNﾂ，窶｢ﾃｻﾂ催?#35753;窶佚･窶ｰﾃ?ｽﾃｳ惊
窶板ｹﾂ。这窶板｢确实发ﾂ青ｶ窶板ｹﾋ?ｪﾋ慊｢ﾂ渉ｬﾂ渉ｬ窶廬ﾋ?毒?Oﾂ，窶僊窶｢sﾂ青･飞ﾅ?ﾃｷﾂ，ﾋ慊ｩ务员给窶ｰﾃ､窶愬ｾ咖啡窶廬时ﾅ津ｳﾂ，窶｢sﾂ渉ｬ
ﾂ心窶拂咖啡ﾅｽTﾂ催昶?板ｹ窶ｰﾃ､窶廬衬ﾋ?淞湘｣ﾂ，窶｢sﾂ信你们窶藩??ﾃ??徭ﾅｽﾂｼ窶慊ｧ窶板ｹﾂ！ﾂ"
这时ﾂ，ﾅ?ﾃｷ舱窶板｢响窶ｹNﾋ?ｪﾋ慊｢ﾋ慊ｩ窶ｹq窶悳ﾅｸﾆ停┐t窶弖窶廬窶｢ﾃｸ窶ｰ窶ｦﾂ青ｺﾂ：ﾂ"衬ﾃ･ﾃ固ｽﾂｼ窶板ｹﾅｽZﾂ什么ﾂ，你ﾅ?ﾃ??ﾃ??ｰﾃ､窶廬裤
裆ﾂ！ﾂ！

Anybody understand may translate a passage...

 

[Supervin]

Chinese to English translation:

A Story On Board A Plane

A passenger plane carrying more than two hundred flew steadily across the high altitude. At this moment, the Captain made a cheerful announcement: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the Captain [speaking]. [A warm] welcome to everyone on board this flight. I wish to inform you all that... Ahhh! Oh my god!!" After his fearful yelling, no noise could be heard from the announcement.

All the passengers became terribly frightened. The stewardesses became so afraid that they even lost their tongue.

After a while, the announcement finally sounded again - it was still the Captain: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I apologize for frightening everyone just now. There has been in fact a slight accident, but it's not the aircraft. When the attendant poured coffee, he accidentally spilled it on my shirt. If you don't believe me, come look - it's all soaked through!"

At this moment, a passenger's voice came from within the compartment who, in fit of towering rage, complained: "So what if your shirt got wet, just look at my crotch!!"

Chinese original:

 

[4321go]

Supervin .
you are good at both the English and Chinese ~

 

[ricecake]

Supervin .
you are good at both the English and Chinese ~

He's not just good,rather most " fluent " bilingual person I've encountered in internet forums.

 

[huayue]

haha~i'm coming again~(nobody here...T_T)
the last sentence is too fun