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Anybody understand may translate a passage...:wave:

 

[Supervin]

Chinese to English translation:

A Story On Board A Plane

A passenger plane carrying more than two hundred flew steadily across the high altitude. At this moment, the Captain made a cheerful announcement: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the Captain [speaking]. [A warm] welcome to everyone on board this flight. I wish to inform you all that... Ahhh! Oh my god!!" After his fearful yelling, no noise could be heard from the announcement.

All the passengers became terribly frightened. The stewardesses became so afraid that they even lost their tongue.

After a while, the announcement finally sounded again - it was still the Captain: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I apologize for frightening everyone just now. There has been in fact a slight accident, but it's not the aircraft. When the attendant poured coffee, he accidentally spilled it on my shirt. If you don't believe me, come look - it's all soaked through!"

At this moment, a passenger's voice came from within the compartment who, in fit of towering rage, complained: "So what if your shirt got wet, just look at my crotch!!"

Chinese original:

 

[4321go]

Supervin .
you are good at both the English and Chinese ~

 

[ricecake]

Supervin .
you are good at both the English and Chinese ~

He's not just good,rather most " fluent " bilingual person I've encountered in internet forums.

 

[huayue]

haha~i'm coming again~(nobody here...T_T)
the last sentence is too fun