Bunshinsaba
先輩
- 27 Dec 2007
- 137
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It seems that Versailles only considered a female audience when they decided on perfume for the Aesthetic Violence goody item. A more useful, uni-sex signature item would have been better. For example, a nice pewter cross with the floral Versailles logo running horizontally, and the engraved name of the member running vertically; similar to what Malice Mizer did for that Cathedral box some years ago.
In any case we really can't complain, not when you consider the other things that Versailles considered putting in there. And having said that.... here are the..
Top Ten Rejected Items For Aesthetic Violence
10. Ceremonial dagger with very slippery handle. To be brought to lives and waved about.
9. Versailles "Shout and Bites". small chards of glass inside delicious microwaveable pizza pockets.
8. Versailles travel-size chess set.
Kamijo is the King
Hizaki is the Queen
Jasmine is the Knight
Yuki the Bishop
Teru is the Rook
and the Pawns are all fans.
7. Kamijo's new pocket-sized guidebook "Bonjour Honey, Welcome to Versailles, and 98 Other Catchy Phrases For Visual Bands."
6. Jasmine You's new hip-hop CD: Jasmine U Up, Baby
5. Teru's new fitness video: Three-Minute ABS!!!
4. Bonjour Honey. Kamijo's new breakfast spread for toast.
3. Individual band member sock puppets to be brought and waved about during lives. Each puppet knit in the likeness of a member.
2. Teru Tots - tiny cream-filled French pastry puffs
and the Number One rejected item for the Aesthetic Violence box...
1. Kamijo's 2008 calendar "Chicks I've Nailed"
In any case we really can't complain, not when you consider the other things that Versailles considered putting in there. And having said that.... here are the..
Top Ten Rejected Items For Aesthetic Violence
10. Ceremonial dagger with very slippery handle. To be brought to lives and waved about.
9. Versailles "Shout and Bites". small chards of glass inside delicious microwaveable pizza pockets.
8. Versailles travel-size chess set.
Kamijo is the King
Hizaki is the Queen
Jasmine is the Knight
Yuki the Bishop
Teru is the Rook
and the Pawns are all fans.
7. Kamijo's new pocket-sized guidebook "Bonjour Honey, Welcome to Versailles, and 98 Other Catchy Phrases For Visual Bands."
6. Jasmine You's new hip-hop CD: Jasmine U Up, Baby
5. Teru's new fitness video: Three-Minute ABS!!!
4. Bonjour Honey. Kamijo's new breakfast spread for toast.
3. Individual band member sock puppets to be brought and waved about during lives. Each puppet knit in the likeness of a member.
2. Teru Tots - tiny cream-filled French pastry puffs
and the Number One rejected item for the Aesthetic Violence box...
1. Kamijo's 2008 calendar "Chicks I've Nailed"