Random Sentence Chat

Come here if you wanna help ppl wityh sentences, or if you need help. (i know ppl yell at me for make so many forum about if this sentence is right, so i made a big one) anyways...can someone help me?

Watashi no he o chisai desu.

For some odd reason im trying to say: My fart is small. XD

help?

isnt anyone gunna come?

guess not -_-

There is already a thread for beginners to chat in in the 「日本語の勉強」 (Nihongo no benkyou) section of the forum.

For that matter...

your sentence would probably be (私の）おならは小さいです。([Watashi no] onara wa chiisai desu.). "Watashi no" is in parentheses because it's optional. And "onara" is the more commonly used word for "fart". "He" is a more...formal term for farting, like the word "flatulence" in English.

But anyway, next time, please post in the beginners' thread in the 日本語の勉強 forum if you feel like chatting.