I don't know where my original thread went, so I'm putting them back here:
Arumi kan no u'e ni aru mikan
(tangerine on top of the aluminum can)
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First Guy: Omae no otosan unsouya (trucker) ?
Second Guy: Un souya.
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Student: Kono class ni wa Doitsu-jin ga imasu.
Teacher: Doitsu kara kita yatsu wa doitsu ya?
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American: Can you tell me a pun?
Japanese: Pan wa taberu mon yaro?
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First Guy: "Kono, Karajan (famous Austrian conductor pronounced "Karayan") no CD wa kaizokuban (knock-off) yane."
Second Guy: "Nande wakaruno?" (How can you tell?)
First Guy (shaking the case): "Kara yan!" ("It's empty" in Osaka-ben)
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Tori Niku wa Torinikui
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Upon finishing a meal: "Ah, uma katta. Ushi maketa."
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First Guy: "Dokode kanojo to shiri'attano?"
Second Guy: "Koutsuu jiko no genba de."
Frist Guy: "Jaa, Jiko shoukai shitandane?"