mad pierrot
I jump to conclusions
- 22 Nov 2003
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Make fun of Japanese policemen on my behalf !
Alright, stop snorting in disgust, dear reader. The reason I was playing possum was not so much to escape (although I've heard from three different sources that switching from genius to dumb gaijin can ease your getaway), but I wanted to see what would happen. Would I get any different treatment from any other offender?
Guess what? No. Why? No, they didn't have an interpreter ready. The dozen of them mustered up what English they could and of course came up with the word raisensu. I handed it over. They looked at my particulars and quickly surmised: "You've been here eight years. You speak Japanese."
I played dumb for quite a while afterwards, but it always surprises me how egalitarian Japan can become when I least want it; a language barrier suddenly comes into play when *I* want something, like service at a store, but not when *they* want something, like my blood.
Revenant said:I lost the ability to drive one year in Japan, paid just over 300 000 yen in fines,
Index said:I've never used the gaijin card trick per se, but I have pretended to not be able to speak Japanese on a couple of occasions with minor traffic offences and it's gotten me off,
Brooker said:On that note (and not that it excuses anything) but all the gaijin I knew in Japan regularly ripped off the Japanese train system. This horrifies Japanese people, because to my knowledge, they're pretty honest about not ripping off the trains.
Revenant said:I also didn't have a valid IDP, it had just expired recently, but circumstances had me driving my son to kindergarten.
Maciamo said:The only time I had to pay the "limited express" surcharge, I was pretty angry because my wife and I had bought our ticket at the counter (not at the vending machine) asking exactly how much that was for that particular train, but still had to pay almost as much as the original ticket price because it was 'not included' in the ticket's price, the controller said. So I (and my Japanese wife) actually felt cheated on that one (either the controller of the counter guy was lying).
nice gaijin said:Perhaps playing dumb to get out of a little trouble is just as unethical as the authorities that give the fluent foreigners a hard time.
Actually I wasn't looking for sympathy, but relating from personal experience why I can understand playing the gaijin card, as the guy mentioned in the first post did. That guy saved himself quite a bit of money and hassle.mikecash said:No sympathy here. It's not that hard to do the right thing and get a Japanese license.
That's pretty plausible, usually the best stories are embellished... I suppose I'll have to wait until I get into a tight spot before I can really comment with any authority on the subject... not that I'm ever looking for trouble!mikecash said:I don't want to lump myself in with the "fluent foreigners", but....
Anecdotes of (self-assessed, self-professed) fluent foreigners being unethically given a hard time by authorities are, in my opinion, vastly exaggerated.
Index said:You'd have to have pretty high standards to consider talking your way out of a speeding etc. fine unethical, wouldn't you say?