Miyavi: *ignoring the still very embarrassed Hyde* Bulge or no bulge, Toshiya's getting angry. Should we let him in?
Hyde: Let him
in !? NO! He's scary! *tries to squirm away from under Miyavi*
Miyavi: *ignoring Hydes failing attempt to flee* ... I dunno, might be worse if we don't... Do you have to squirm?
Hyde: You're heavy!
Miyavi: 58 kilos.
Hyde: So what!? You're on TOP of me!
Miyavi: *ignoring with pleasure* O~oh, Totchi-kun! Hyde's
under me, I'm on top!
Toshiya: *from outside room* Damn you, love *****! *kicks door*
MIyavi: It's really cozy in heeere *cooing*
Hyde: *hissing* What are you
doing!?
Miyavi: Un. Un. UN, myeah! *suggestive noises*
Toshiya: *kicking door harder* You're RAPING him, Hyde!
Hyde: *shocked* Am NOT! *shouting* I'm.. not even touching him! We're not touching! OUCH MIYAVI don't touch me THERE! *got harassed by Miyavi*
Miyavi: *mischievous* te-te-te.
Toshiya: OPEN THIS DOOR!
Miyavi: *girly voice* We can't! We're busy! You wouldn't wanna see me
naked now, would you, Totchi-chan? Hyde's being very naughty!
Hyde: We're
not naked!!! *panicking*
Toshiya: I'm gonna kick in this door!
Miyavi: Oh! OH! OH! AAAH! *even more suggestive sounds* ... *laughing under his breath at Hyde under him* .. isn't this fun?
Hyde: Great fun! *sour* Toshiya's gonna kill me! You're just playing around!
Miyavi: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! *horribly suggestive sound* *jumping on top of Hyde*
Hyde: Kyaaaaa! Stop! *panics*
Toshiya: Don't worry Miyavi, I'll save you from suffering! *throws himself at door and breaks it* HUFF! ... huh!? *seeing Miyavi on top of Hyde, on the floor, both fully dressed, Miyavi totally lost in his innocent game*
Hyde: *shouting* I'm not doing ANYTHING! *hiding his face*
Miyavi: *not aware of Toshiya having entered the room* CHU! CHU! *laughing hysterically* Kiss me, Hai-do! *caught up in his own mind game*
Hyde: *panicking* P... please, Myv.. behind..
Toshiya: *behind them*
Miyavi: Kiss! Kiss!
Hyde: *squirm* nonononono
Miyavi: yesyesyesyesyesyesyes *gets hit in the head by Toshiya* ouch.
Toshiya: *angry stare*
Hyde: *hides in bathtub*
Miyavi: Toshiya! You came! *glomps* yay! *all hyper*
Toshiya: *angry stare*
Miyavi: Fun, ne?
Isay: *appearing* Oh yay! I found you! Did I miss something?
Toshiya: *angry stare*
Isay: *ignore* so anyways, Hyde, Miyavi.. I had a little yaoi-dialogue in mind, and I was hoping you'd agree on participating...?
Hyde:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *rolls himself into shower curtain*
Isay: ☝ .. oh, you want wet yaoi, Hyde?
Hyde: ... ... .. *faints*
Miyavi: I have that effect on people *handsome smile*
Toshiya: *ANGRY STARE*
Isay: .. I'll leave you.. two.. err... three.. alone for a while.. *runs off*
Miyavi: You mad? *looking at Toshiya*
Toshiya: *angry stare*
Miyavi: *suddenly feeling guitly* .. it.. was a joke?
Toshiya: *angry look at Hyde in bathtub*
MIyavi: *looking also at Hyde* Cute, ne?
Toshiya: *angry stare*
Miyavi: *failing to comprehend Toshiyas angry stare* ... he's all innocent in the bathtub like that... aww...
Toshiya: *staring at Hyde again* hm.
Miyavi: Just look at him! *tilts head* He's gone completely, fainted.
Toshiya: *expression softening* ... he's... sort of .. helpless.
Miyavi: Yeah. Cute!
Toshiya: *sigh* I guess, he IS pretty cute...
Miyavi: *looking at Hyde* ...
Toshiya: *looking at Hyde* ...
Miyavi: ...
Toshiya: ...
MIyavi: Hey, Totchi, wanna gang-rape him?
Toshiya: *slips on floor and dies*
Miyavi: ... no one's got a sense of humor nowadays
*sits down on edge of badtub*
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I gotta sleep.
Wow, got a little carried away, there...