Time For A Reality Check
Kyo-kun
VERDICT: scary, looks drugged. probably a chick trying to look like a man.
Mana
VERDICT: alien? or is it cher having a bad hair day?
Satsuki
VERDICT: girl. she doesn't look half bad.
Miyavi-sama
VERDICT: definately a chick trying to look like a man, who also has bad fashion sense (see stockings).
Toshiya
VERDICT: another girl. this one looks like a hooker with short hair. not my style.
Hide
VERDICT: hmm. borderline. scary, but i'll pass him.
Kaoru (nevermind the baby picture XDD )
VERDICT: he passes.
Die
VERDICT: he passes too.
Shinya
VERDICT: this chick is going for the barbie doll hair, but that dog collar and that stern look imply that she's also holding a whip. this mistress is clearly a bad ***.
Gackt
VERDICT: anorexic.
Kirito (Pierrot)
VERDICT: hmm, i'll pass him.
Hyde
VERDICT: another borderline one. if he stopped letting chicks cut his hair, he might look normal.
Kana
VERDICT: *falls off chair*