Miyavi: Just look! It's perfect! *stares at Hyde in dress, still lying in bathtub*
Toshiya: *tilts head* ... it looks sort of... pretty?
Miyavi: *jumping into bathtub* Cuddle! *does so*
Hyde: *unconscious*
Toshiya:
That's perverted, Myv!
Miyavi: *fails to comprehend*
Toshiya: You can't have a defensless man faint in your bathtub, then dress him up in a
dress and
then lie on top of him !
Miyavi: So what then am I doing?
Toshiya:
What do you WANT?
Miyavi: *looking at Hyde* ... *looking at Toshiya* ... *looking at Hyde* ... *looking up at Toshiya with sparkly eyes*
Toshiya: You're insane. I'm not gonna do that.
Miyavi: *bigger, more sparkly eyes*
Toshiya: Even if you force me, I'll never!
Miyavi: *killing smile*
Toshiya: *whimpers*
--- 5 minutes later----
Toshiya: *standing on edge of bathtub, above Miyavi and Hyde, throwing rose petals at them from a small basket*
I can't believe I'm doing this
Miyavi: *rose petals raining down on him and Hyde* Yay!
Toshiya: ... *throwing rose petals more violently*
Miyavi: Soo romantic! *bites Hydes hand*
Toshiya: *releasing a storm of rose petals*
Miyavi: Just me and my lover... *cooing*
Toshiya:
Damn idiotic inexperienced monkey
Miyavi: *looking up* What? *arms around Hyde's waist*
Toshiya: *irritated* I said... You're doing it wrong! *deadly silence falls in room*
Miyavi: Wrong?
Toshiya: Yeah, WRONG!
Miyavi: Me? Wrong?
Toshiya: Yeah! You always do it wrong!
Miyavi: Always?
Toshiya: Biting hands! Pah! Rose petals! Pah! Wrong wrong wrong!
Miyavi: *offended* What's wrong with biting hands?
Toshiya: That it's not sexy!
Miyavi: ... is too!
Toshiya: Definitely NOT sexy! No one thinks so!
Miyavi: You liar! You always said you liked it!
Toshiya: ... I lied!
Miyavi: *sour* Mr.Sex-god has spoken! *murmuring*
Toshiya: Damn right!
Miyavi: *angry* Well, then, if you're soo damn experienced, why don't you SHOW me how it's done!? *sits up, still on top of Hyde*
Toshiya: *angry too* Yeah? You want me to show you? You think I can't?
Miyavi: You can't!
Toshiya: Idiotic monkey! THIS is how it's done! *moves fast as lightning, shoves away Miyavi from Hyde, grabs Hydes wrists, presses the body against the wall and gets very close* BEG for me, LOVE-*****!
Miyavi: (O________O) ... *snigger*
Toshiya: *still in the same position*
Miyavi: I've... *snigger*.. never seen that side of you before... *snigger*
Toshiya: ... *hurt*
Miyavi: That was wonderful! *tackles Toshiya*
Toshiya: Uff! Stop it!
Miyavi: All three of us! yay! *jumps into bathtub on top of Hyde and Toshiya*
Hyde: ☝
Miyavi: *caught up in game* let's make LOOOOOOVE!
Toshiya: *noticing Hyde is awake* Err.
Miyavi: ELECTRIC CUCUMBERS HERE I COME!!!!!!
Hyde: *looking shocked and very extremely confused* (I think you all know what sort of expression I'm talking about)
Toshiya: Err... 'Hi'? *lying on top of Hyde*
Miyavi: *still not aware* 'hi'? 'HI'!? No, no, not 'hi'... 'LET'S GO!' *obscene hip movements*
Hyde:
I'm being raped
Toshiya: this is not..ugh!... what it seems! *being forced up and down by Miyavis movements*
Hyde:
Help
Gackt: *suddenly bursting into the room* Hah, Mev, I DID pay a visit! *stopping dead at the sight in the bathtub*
Miyavi: *seeing Gackt* Welcome!
Toshiya: ... G... G.. Gackt!?
Hyde:
Help
Gackt: ... threesome? *bored*
Toshiya: *finally managing to get Miyavi off, standing up* no, no NO - definitely NOT, Gackt-san! Ehe...
We were... merely... err...
Gackt: ... lying on top of eachother in a bathtub?
Toshiya: Exactly! NO, I mean, NO!
Hyde:
I'm wearing a dress?
Miyavi: He woke up! *noticing finally*
Gackt: Woke up? He fell asleep? You were
that bad? *laughs at his own joke*
Toshiya and Miyavi: We're not bad! We're experienced!
Gackt: ...
Hyde: Am I gonna be lying here for a long time? *has grown tired of the whole situation*
Gackt: Love-*****! In a dress. How nice!
Miyavi: Styled him myself...
Gackt: *to Hyde* We're gonna get going now. *grabs Hydes arm*
Miyavi: Wha..?
Toshiya: ...
Gackt: Thanks for entertainment! See you! *walks away with Hyde without a word*
Miyavi: what? Does he OWN him all of a sudden?
Toshiya:
Maybe he does.
Miyavi: *staring after them* ... I'm gonna get him back.
Toshiya: ... I'm not gonna do this any longer... *walks out of room*
---
I can't.. write.. more... will die... *falls asleep*
I'll just stop now.