"Kechappaa"? Why would anyone ever, in their entire life, need to use that word? Why would people need to be categorized for something so simple? Unless, in Japan, ketchup is considered gross or something. "Oh my God... sick... look at that guy! He's a ketchupper! Stay away from me, you ketchupper, you!"
Ah, oh well... anyway, I'm gonna go practice being a sandwicher now. And probably a Vanilla Coker, too. Hope I don't get discriminated for it again...